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By a longshot.

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That was an awesome analogy!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Our relationship is like a fairy tale--a non-existent appendage of a non-existent being.

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Magnificent!

Yep looks like that's not going be beaten

I'll give you the original joke by the late, great Les Dawson:

"...The wife and I have been wed for over forty years. It's been a fairytale marriage"

"Grimm"

Over to you Mo...

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Can I suggest something?

If a post has more than 5 likes does the post's poster already win?

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What if more than one person has more than five likes?

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie...

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie... cocktale?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie...multiple people (including the date) ended up getting shot. ^_^

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie... lousy plot, wooden dialogue but one hell of an ending :thumbsup:

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie; a few good (wo)men showed up.

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I had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie...a small minority report that my particular mission, impossible to some, became one of legend when I successfully avoided all of that risky business with all the right moves in the rain, man. And you thought I was losin' it...

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had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie....flop! :(

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So Molly Mae won?

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had a blind date last night. It was like a Tom Cruise movie.... Didn't live up to the hype, and was tainted by some crazy belefs.

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Was kinda hoping for a title as an answer, but very good answers.

Molly is up.

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My gun was the hand of judgement...

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My gun was the hand of judgement, that's why I never carried it in my hip pocket. :duh:

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My gun was the hand of judgement, reaching far and sparing none.

{based on some Hindi proverbs} ;)

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My gun was the hand of judgement... thankfully it never jumpped itself.

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My gun was the hand of judgement...I even made a cute little stormtrooper helmet for it.

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My gun was the hand of judgement; One wrong move and I'll make it go off on you.

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My gun was the hand of judgement...

Were you on the sulfates at the time......? laugh.gif

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My gun was the hand of judgement.... before I got Parkinson.

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