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I forgot what I was going to post, because in China, all the people in my head know kung-fu like I know what the hell a triangle is

(btw, what is a triangle. All i know are cubes. . .

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ATTENTION! Bankers everywhere are in a major crisis because all stocks from China Kung Fu and decide that they will distribute themselves, thank you very much.

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When visiting China, one must revere the Five Elders, because in China, all trees know kung-fu.

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Smash the dishes, because in China lies the secret to know kung-fu

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Tiger_lily is a force to be reckoned with, because in China, since she knows the secret of the cows, obviously she taught them. So it is confirmed; T_L is one of the master foodies who know kung-fu... :(

*can you teach me, btw...? :blush:

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Looks like it's going back to tiger_lily.

Aha, I knew there was a reason my relatives seldom eat beef...;P

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Tiger_lily is a force to be reckoned with, because in China, since she knows the secret of the cows, obviously she taught them. So it is confirmed; T_L is one of the master foodies who know kung-fu... :(

*can you teach me, btw...? :blush:

Yes. The path is long but filled with deliciousness ... -_-

Looks like it's going back to tiger_lily.

Aha, I knew there was a reason my relatives seldom eat beef...;P

I will totally kung-fu cows for their tasty beefness. :ph34r:^_^

Ahem. Anyhow, moving on. In preparation for my upcoming "business" trip -

What happens in ...

(& btw, saying 'Vegas stays in Vegas' DOES NOT COUNT! :P:thanks: )

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What happens in One Up Me is what I am doing right freakin' now!!!

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What happens in Fight Club?

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what happens in this grassy knoll stays in this grassy knoll, until it becomes industrial waste. then you can talk about it to other people.

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*can you teach me, btw...? :blush:

Should have broken the dishes

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What happen in desperation, after I push this big red button?

** Last known quote from Phaze **

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Yes. The path is long but filled with deliciousness ... -_-

I will totally kung-fu cows for their tasty beefness. :ph34r:^_^

Ahem. Anyhow, moving on. In preparation for my upcoming "business" trip -

What happens in ...

...your head? :wacko::o

Yeah. I know. frich coming from me... :):lol::D

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What happens in mafia? Well, people kill, spy, block, RID, save, etc...but still, a goodie dies, a baddie gets lynched the next day...& ultimately, the Indies win...:duh:

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What happens in the US tends to get spread around the world, making us look like fools.

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What happens in Scotland? Well... it rains :dry:

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Yes. The path is long but filled with deliciousness ... -_-

I will totally kung-fu cows for their tasty beefness. :ph34r:^_^

Ahem. Anyhow, moving on. In preparation for my upcoming "business" trip -

What happens in ...

...your head? :wacko::o

It's a mystery. (Much like the Silence. Have you seen them?) Or it's the world's most incomprehensive subconscious trash heap (because that sounds much more elegant than a garbage dump, don't you think?).

Y-san's universal truth has Y-san up next.

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It's a mystery. (Much like the Silence. Have you seen them?) Or it's the world's most incomprehensive subconscious trash heap (because that sounds much more elegant than a garbage dump, don't you think?).

:offtopic: Had to Google that so I guess you're talking about Dr Who, which I haven't watched for oooooooh a while (and then it was from behind the settee). I'm thinking of starting again, purely for Jenna-Louise Coleman smiley-love008.gif who reminds me vaguely of Winnie Cooper off The Wonder Years

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Dr. Who is awesome. The River story is soooo good.

On that note...(no, it's not going to be 'bigger on the inside' ;P)

It/he/she traveled back in time to warn us...

(again... :angry: at the english language's lack of a non-gender specific third person pronoun)

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It/he/she traveled back in time to warn us, we still wouldn't beleive him/her and still lynched him/her thinking he/she was a mafia.

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It/he/she traveled back in time to warn us not to try and create a non-gender specific word for the 3rd person singular in the English language. It/he/she said that the sages of the future tried to contrive such a word by taking the first two letters each of HE, SHe, IT. Confusion reigned as everybody thought it said "he's hit"

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They traveled backwards in time to warn us that time travel was going to cause the end of the world

* gender unspecific, quantity unspecific, and generally considered bad English

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It/he/she traveled back in time to warn us that in the future, it/he/she would need to come back in time to warn us about something.

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