[Guest]

hi people!

heres another round of quotes from the Pessimist Handbook!

enjoy! XD

'a man is usually bald three to four years before he knows it.'

'when a woman isn't beautiful, people will say 'you have lovely hair, you have lovely eyes.'

'the more books one reads, the more stupid one becomes'

'Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.'

'Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that the world

goes backward, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world. The

gods were bored; therefore they created human beings'

'All poets are mad'

'Progress would be wonderful, if only it would stop'

'what we call progress is the exchange of of nuisance for another nuisance'

'You can't say civilization don't advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.'

'Why, as civilization spreads, do exceptional men become fewer?'

'But in this world, nothing could be certain, except taxes and death'

'If there isn't death, i think you wouldn't go on.'

'wine hath drown more men than the sea'

'Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness'

'Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition'

'The earth is one, but the world is not'

'He who eats alone, chokes alone'

'No one really minds seeing a friend fall from a high roof.'

'the future ain't what it used to be'

'Most of the time we think we're sick, it's all in the mind'

'We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.'

'Be careful about reading heath books, you may die of a misprint'

'There is no such thing as inner peace, only nervousness or death.'

'If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void.'Nothing in the papers today.' we sigh.'

'Time is a great teacher, they say. Unfortunately, it kills all its students'

'Life is just one damn thing after another.'

hope these are amusing! XD

[EDM]

LOL!!! :D

It's hard to find a favourite here....all true and awesomely funny!!!

[peace*out]

'when a woman isn't beautiful, people will say 'you have lovely hair, you have lovely eyes.'

...people tell me that. its either my eyes or my hair. uh oh...

[Yodell]

Einstein once said: "Intelligence is a universal constant, but the world's population is growing" ... do the math yourselves )

[Guest]

Einstein once said: "Intelligence is a universal constant, but the world's population is growing" ... do the math yourselves )

Haha! Kinda like the concept of inflation. That reminds me of a relevant comment I heard from someone (quote to quote) bullying me. "If we're in, like, a reduction (I'm assuming that's a recession), why don't we, like, make millions of money, and then we, like, buy everything. Then you could, like, go, and shut the **** up about your issues." I got more than even with her for that one.

[EDM]

'when a woman isn't beautiful, people will say 'you have lovely hair, you have lovely eyes.'

...people tell me that. its either my eyes or my hair. uh oh...

I think they say that because they are too shy to tell the woman that she's Gorgeous!!!

[Aaryan]

I think they say that because they are too shy to tell the woman that she's Gorgeous!!!

I don't physically know you, peace, but I totally agree. To me, intelligence goes hand in hand with beauty. But that just may be because of Alice my girlfriend

Edited May 25, 2011 by Aaryan