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• How far can a dog run into the woods?

How big are the woods, how old is the dog, which breed (size and health/inbred defects)

Take the largest forest ever, say the size of pangea, full of "hungary" creatures, overmature dog in bad health and congenital defects.

As far as he can, assuming he wants/needs to go into the woods

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."- Peter Kaye

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1. A man that is living is ALIVE and therefore cannot be buried

2. A man cant marry his widow's sister because a widow is a person whose husband has died

3. White? (not sure about that one!)

4. If you take away two you have two

5. run halfway into the woods and halfway out

6. All the hockey games i have ever seen start with 0;0

7. the match of course

8. There are more chinese men then japanese men

9.Normal... It would suck having ten fingers on 1 hand

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Actually one bite of one cookie. Unless you swallowed the entire cookie in one bite.

doesn't everybody have stomach acid (or something like that)

so nobodies stomach is actually empty :)

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Alternatives answers...

The Short Ones - solutions

• Why should a living man be buried?

Earthquakes and mad man have both been responsible.

• No, it is not legal to get married if you are dead.

Impossible to 'affirm' respond with I do!

• The bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole.

Fur is white Actually translucent and hollow hairs that appear white .All bears have black skin

• If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.

Faultless!

• The dog can run into the woods only to the half of the wood – than it would run out of the woods.

IF - large forest, weak dog, = as far as he can!

• The score before any hockey game should be 0:0, shouldn't it?

Do not some matches start with a points defecit as in Lost home game 4-5 is one goal difference, e.g. you need to win the return match 6-4 as 5-4 would be a draw! There are other combinations of course.

He could still no the starting score but the 0-0 start to ALL games does not apply

• A match, of course.

of course - or rub two boy scouts together!

• There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.

There are indeed!

• Normal – I wouldn't be very happy if I had all my fingers (10) on one hand.

Queen victoria had an abnormal amount of digits (though not so unusual in the family apparently)

If you have ten fingers then this will bea abnormal, Ten and two thumbs is nomal - Who has the better hand?

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1. He'd die

2. He is dead so can't marry anyone

3.dont know

4.two

5.as far as he wants

6.he said "the score"

7. a match

8. I have no idea

9. Normal

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1. He is still living

2. He is dead so no

3. White he is on the north pole

4. 2

5. until he starts coming out

6. Saying it will be a number to another number

7. A match

8. Their is more chinese men

9. Stubby?

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The short ones are fun, to give your brain a break. Got them all, but before I ready the clarification edit, on: "Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?"

I answered, "Because the meat on Japanese men is too tough, and you can't fix THAT with a sprinkle of soy sauce."

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boohoo!! i got on'y 4/10!!

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Woo 9/9 :)

All quite easy!

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I just think the big hockey fan spoke...that is how he makes his predictions - verbally.

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1. He's not dead yet and its not legal to bury someone when he's alive

2. A person who's dead can't marry anyone!

4. 2

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(I've answered 1, 2, and 4 already)

5. Halfway, because after ist goes in more than halfway, it'll be running out, not in.

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lol 9/10 rite

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The Short Ones - Back to the Logic Puzzles

• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? (similar to the Bear riddle in the section Einstein's Riddles)

• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? (Edit: Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?)

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

1. He's alive.

2. He's dead so its impossible.

3. Its in the North Pole so all windows are south. Its a white bear unless you wanna say its fur is clear or i think bears are born pink?

4. Ill have 2 apples if the other one is someone elses. If the 3 are mine to begin with ill have 3.

5. As far until he gets tired i gues. Or once he passes the imaginary halfway mark so hes running out. Or if you wanna read it a certain way, until the end of the forest. Sometimes wording makes the difference.

6. all games start 0-0

7. The match

8. There are more chinese than japanese men.

9. Normal.

Edited by iSlowmotion
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Chinese men eat more rice than Japenese men because Japanese men give them heart burn.

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The Short Ones - Back to the Logic Puzzles

• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? (similar to the Bear riddle in the section Einstein's Riddles)

• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? (Edit: Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?)

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

1) because hes still living.

2) no idea

3) White (polar bear) as no house can have 4 sides exposed to the south unless your on the North Pole.

4) 2

5) As far as he wants to or until he hits a tree.

6) He said "The Score"

7) The match

8) There are more Chinese men than Japaneese men?

9) fingerless?

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no 6 answer

the score of any game before it starts is always 0-0.

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The bear one........

their is no land mass at the north pole, so how can you build a house? and the bear would have to 'swim' past

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Can you answer my question? How many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach?

My answer to this is that you can either eat no cookies or as many cookies as you like. The reason for the first answer is that if the stomach is empty, there are no cookies on it, and therefore you cannot eat any. The second answer assumes you are on the (otherwise) empty stomach, at which point, you can continue eating cookies until you don't want anymore.

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Is it just me or is having 10 fingers abnormal im a women and only have 8 fingers and 2 thums :rolleyes:

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• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?

• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

spoiler... im too lazy to put a spoiler box. :P

1 he is alive

2 no he is dead

3 ?

4 one?

5 how deep are the woods? or is it just solid wood?

6 by being stupid and thinking he is psycic

7 the match

8 cuz theyr hungry?

9 a normal woman ... wait how many are on each hand?

you can look now! :lol:

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very easy. the Chinese one is better than the edited version. "why to Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men" answer : rice tastes better than Japanese men

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Wait...for #1 he most certainly can be buried in Canada, just once he dies. I get where you meant to go with that one, but it makes sense as it is. It doesn't say he must be buried immediately.

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I got about 3 quarters of them right, but Im used to them. Out-of-the-box is right.

same

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1. Cause he still alive

2. No cause he's dead

3. pass

4. 2

5. Half way then he's running back out

6. pass

7. The match

8. pass

9. pass

edit:

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? (Edit: Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?)

Answer: There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.

can someone explain that answer, is it based on the current estimated population of each county?

Edited by Dan Hill
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