yo mama so fat she had to play pool wit the planets
yo mama so poor i sat on the couch and a mouse "scoot over i pay rent too"
when i saw yo mama kicking a can i asked "wat r u doing?" she said "moving"
yo mama so poor when i lit a cigarette she said "clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, praise the lord that we got heat"
yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"
Alive without a heart it still remains,
Rejoicing in the sun as it soaks its veins.
Crushed by the soles of everything around,
Yet towers over others that dwell above ground.
Without, it could destroy all life,
But having the power to support a king’s might.
I am small as an ant and big as a whale,
I can soar through the air like a bird with a tail.
I can be seen by day and not by night,
I can be seen with a big flash of light.
I follow whoever controls me by the sun,
but I fade away when dark fell like a ton.