how do you kill a blonde
put a scratch and sniff picture on the bottom of a pool.
how do you keep a blode busy
tell her to pee in a corner of the oval office
how do you keep a blonde busy tell her to drown a fish
two guys are in a bar by a cliff. one say i can jump off that cliff and float back up with my coat. the other said if you do it i will. so he jumps off and floats up with his coat. the second one trys and he dies. so the guy walks back in and the bartender said " hey superman you killed another on i see"