Kittykat101

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  1. Kittykat101 added a topic in New Logic/Math Puzzles   

    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.


    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.


    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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    Sorry, some of these are copies!

    A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

    A snail can sleep for three years.

    All polar bears are left handed.

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

    Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

    Butterflies taste with their feet

    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.

    China has more English speakers than the United States.

    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.

    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

    Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

    No word in the English language rhymes with month.

    Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

    Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

    Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

    Starfish haven't got brains.

    The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

    The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

    The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

    And finally...
    You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
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    Okay, so in 2002, there was a basketball game. But at the end of the game, the ball was stolen. So a crazy fanatic of this Bball team/ cop, went around investigating everyone. So he cam up to a lady with a basket ball sized lump on her stomach. He thought it was the ball so he kicked it. It turns out she was just pregnant. 20 years for "the cop..."
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    Three Foreign Men all go to job training. The first one wants to work at a boxing ring, and he learns how to say YEAH YEAH! The second one wants to work at a restaurant and he learns how to say, FORKS AND KNIVES! The third one wants to work at a movie theater and he learns how to say, NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! So they leave their class and they walk down the street and see a dead body surrounded in police. 1 of the police asks, DID YOU KILL THIS MAN? The first man says YEAH YEAH! WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH? asks the police man. FORKS AND KNIVES! yells the second man. WHAT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?! NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

    Know some foreign jokes? ADD MORE!

    P.S. Sorry if we offend you foreign people!
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    You know whats super funny?

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    I say that they count to 3 and then the all just start stuffing their faces, so the one who eats the slowest and grabs the slowest, just gets the least!
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    If a yellow Chihuahua barfs up a little girl, and she turns into a water melon and flys away, what color is the bald man in conneticut?

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    I hate it when i'm in school, and i raise my hand, and for the next 15 minutes while i'm like pulling my arm out of my socket and she calls on some stupid kid who's like "DUHHHH..."
    and then she finally gives the answers instead of calling on me. GRRR. Well, i also hate school all together.
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    Well, sorry for not explaining earlier, but the food locker is a door inside the basement.
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  11. Kittykat101 added a topic in New Logic/Math Puzzles   

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food .
    REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
    you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
    REAL FRIENDS: Wa lk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you


    ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!!
    BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY!
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    That's great. I forgot to say IF YOU HAVE ANY AWESOME "DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN" LIKE JAMES8421 HERE, FEEL FREE!
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