Kittykat101 added a topic in New Logic/Math Puzzles1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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Kittykat101 added a topic in New Logic/Math PuzzlesThree Foreign Men all go to job training. The first one wants to work at a boxing ring, and he learns how to say YEAH YEAH! The second one wants to work at a restaurant and he learns how to say, FORKS AND KNIVES! The third one wants to work at a movie theater and he learns how to say, NANANANANANANANA BATMAN! So they leave their class and they walk down the street and see a dead body surrounded in police. 1 of the police asks, DID YOU KILL THIS MAN? The first man says YEAH YEAH! WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH? asks the police man. FORKS AND KNIVES! yells the second man. WHAT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?! NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
Know some foreign jokes? ADD MORE!
P.S. Sorry if we offend you foreign people!
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Kittykat101 added a topic in New Logic/Math PuzzlesFAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food .
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Wa lk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
BE CREATIVE AND FUNNY!
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