It's brain was too small to realise that it had already crossed the road countless other times because of all the tasteless other chicken jokes along with roosters, dinosaurs, chewing gum, and countless other things.
I would toss all the apples up in the air and yell, 'SCRAMBLE!!!!!!' Then while they were fighting, grab an apple every time it comes near me and make myself a nice apple pie/cobbler/crumble/snow/sponge/charlotte :D :D :D
Macs are WAAAAAAY better than pcs. pcs get viruses and their anti-virus software doesn't work (that is, is doesn't in my school )
and I've never used a xbox or a ps. but it wouldn't let me not vote. dammit.