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  2. Child added a topic in New Logic/Math Puzzles   

    If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
    Is profess the opposite of confess? Confessor the opposite of professor?

    If so, what's the opposite of constitution?
    What about constitute?


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    Always Cold Cooking Oil! Doesn't heat up even when you put it on the range! A new way to protect your baby from oil burns!

    Kinda useless for cooking though…
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  5. Child added a post in a topic Things you learn from tv/movies   

    When your car breaks down in the middle of the night, don't worry. There's always that spooky old house to ask for help. I doubt there'll be vampires in the basement or anything……………





















    Of course, there will be.
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    It's brain was too small to realise that it had already crossed the road countless other times because of all the tasteless other chicken jokes along with roosters, dinosaurs, chewing gum, and countless other things.
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    Here's one I heard on the radio –

    So, these two boys decided to rob a building, to impress their mates. They broke in easily, but the cops caught them easily.

    How?

    The building they broke into was the police station!!
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    I would toss all the apples up in the air and yell, 'SCRAMBLE!!!!!!' Then while they were fighting, grab an apple every time it comes near me and make myself a nice apple pie/cobbler/crumble/snow/sponge/charlotte :D :D :D
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    In land over cloud under sky,
    The falcon chases the blackbird,
    The blackbird pursues the swallow,
    The swallow after a fly.

    The fly is a nuisance, a pest,
    The swallow brings love to us all,
    The falcon is brave and daring,
    The blackbird will take all the rest.

    In lands of green hill and blue sea,
    The eagle chases the starling,
    The starling pursues the robin,
    The robin after a flea.

    The flea is a bother, a curse,
    The robin brings hope to us all,
    The eagle is bold and fearless,
    The starling will receive all the surplus.

    sorry, i don't know what to call it
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    Macs are WAAAAAAY better than pcs. pcs get viruses and their anti-virus software doesn't work (that is, is doesn't in my school )
    and I've never used a xbox or a ps. but it wouldn't let me not vote. dammit.

    Edit: and macs are better bcos Daddy says so.
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    couldn't resist

    a man was riding a horse. all of a sudden, a man fell out of his car through the closed window.
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    What's goes black-white-black-white?
    [spoiler= ]A nun rolling down a hill. But…
    What's black and white and goes ha-ha?

    Spoiler for :
    The nun that pushed her!
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  14. Child added a post in a topic Going to a Party   


    Not quite…

    The foil can come, the ping-pong ball can't
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  15. Child added a post in a topic Going to a Party   

    No plastic bag

    Yes:
    violin
    tree

    no:
    plastic bag
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