[Zerep]

10 Ways To Creep Out Your Roommate


10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''


I don't have a roommate, which is sad cause I want to try out a couple of these. I like 10, 2 and 1.

[Zerep]

Oops, shouldv'e put this in the "Other" section, my bad.

[RainThinker]

Zerep, on Feb 18 2009, 05:26 PM, said:

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

Hehe I do that to my brother everyday when he gets back from work just to mess with his head.

11)Start randomly giggling at awkward times, when asked what is so funny just reply "oh...never mind..." (should work for a couple of weeks)

[Riddle Master Zack]

12) Shake up and down whenever your roommate starts moving to the bathroom

[andromeda]

Sit in one spot and when it's dead silence, start turning your head around and ask your roommate: "Can you hear that?", "OK now you must have hear that?", "I can't believe you can't hear that?"

The problem with me is that I can't do practical jokes, cause I burst to laughter!


I love the pencil one! Hehehe...

[yellowsubmarine]

Those are good, I must try number 1!

[Kathleen]

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''


Hehe


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[Kathleen]

What the Dark Forest? That's the fourth double post this MORNING?

This post has been edited by Kathleen: 19 February 2009 - 01:17 PM

[Zerep]

heh, happens to me alot to.

[Kay]

I saw another that I liked, somewhere else:

Buy three cans of beans. Rip off the lables and make new ones. Label one 'Jumping Beans', one 'Spinning Beans' and the last one 'Kill Your Roommate beans'.
Eat the can labled 'Jumping Beans' and start hopping around. Eat the can labled 'Spinning Beans' and start to spin. Finally, start eating the 'Kill Your Roomate' beans and stare ominously at your roommate.