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An upper Egyptian and Einstein were sitting next to each other, bored, so Einstein decided to stir a conversation and eventually lead to this:
Einstein: Tell you what, I'll ask you a question, if you can't answer it you'll give me a dollar, but if i can't answer your question, I'll give you a 100 dollars
Upper Egyptian: Okay
Einstein: How does gravity work?
So he gave Einstein a dollar
Einstein: Your turn
Upper Egyptian: What climbs up a mountain on 4 legs but climbs down on 3 legs?
He was thinking for a long time but in the end he gave the Egyptian a 100 dollars
Einstein: My turn: What climbs up a mountain on 4 legs but climbs down on 3 legs? I want the answer.
And he gave him a dollar
Our president was once on an aeroplane with George W.Bush, one of his assistants and a monkey.
George W.Bush: I'll make you a deal, Mubarak, if you manage to make this monkey laugh, I'll remove 25% of Egypt's debts
Mubarak (to assistant): Make that monkey laugh.
The assistant whispered something to the monkey and the monkey laughed.
Bush: If you make the monkey cry I'll remove 50% of Egypt's debts
Same procedure, Mubarak orders assistant, assistant whispers in the monkey's ears, monkey cries.
Bush: If you make the monkey want to jump out of the plane window, I'll remove all of Egypt's debts.
Blablabla the monkey's banging on the plane window.
Mubarak: How did you manage to make the monkey do all these things
Assistant: Simple, for a laugh I said: That Idiot is ruling Egypt
to make it cry I said: That idiot has been ruling for nearly 30 years
for the attempted suicide i said: That idiot wants his son to rule after him
Note: You may get bored reading this joke it's long and is meant to bore and annoy the listener (reader) with pointless listing and repetition, although I am not responsible to what happens to you when (if) you finish reading this joke. READ AT OWN RISK.
A guy was returning from work and thought: Should I take a bus or a cab?
If I take the cab, no problem but if i take the bus then there are 2 situations:
2-I sit down
If I stand there's, no problem but if i sit then there are 2 situations
1-I sit next to a man
2-i sit next to a woman (note that buses are so crowded that the odds of you finding a seat without anyone sitting next to you is near 0)
if I sit next to a man, no problem, but if I sit next to a woman there are 2 situations
2-We don't talk
If we don't talk, no problem, if we do talk then there are 2 situations
1-I fall in love
2-I don't fall in love
If I don't fall in love, no problem, if i do then there are 2 situations
1-We get married
2-We don't get married
If we don't get married, no problem, if we do then there are 2 situations
1-We have kids
2-We don't have kids
if we don't have kids, no problem, if we do then there are 2 situations
1-There will be a boy
2-There won't be a boy
If there will be no boys, no problem, if there will be then there are 2 situations
1-He will like football (soccer not American football, most popular sport in our country)
2-He won't like football
If he doesn't like football, no problem, if he does then there are 2 situations
1-He'll play in the street
2-He will play in other places
If he plays in other places, no problem, if he plays in the street then there are 2 situations
1-He'll get run over
2-He won't get run over
If he doesn't get run over, no problem, if he does then there are 2 situations
2-He doesn't die
If he doesn't die, no problem if he DOES die.... I'd better take a cab
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