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#316774 Newbie Mafia

Posted by flamebirde on 30 May 2012 - 02:38 AM

On a slightly more related note. . . Posted Image Idiotic is when you out yourself during N1 for no reason or commit suicide in mafia (unless you're curr3nt. Then we're getting into the insanity and psychological havoc zone) :wacko:

well, relatedness is all in the eye of the beholder. and if Unreality played in mafias anymore and he did that, we would go straight past psychological havoc and into the WIFOM incarnated zone.
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#316755 Newbie Mafia

Posted by flamebirde on 30 May 2012 - 01:16 AM

If you think that 2+2=0, then you are stupid. if you shove your foot in a microwave because your foot is cold, you are an idiot. if you don't know what EST or EDT stands for, and you think you are an idiot because of that, then you are an idiot. Sorry if this offends you.
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#316754 stupidest joke ever

Posted by flamebirde on 30 May 2012 - 01:14 AM

there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left?

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how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
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how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator?

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the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend?

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you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river?

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you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why?

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#316751 What Excites You

Posted by flamebirde on 30 May 2012 - 01:04 AM

well, it is one word. just repeated. and by the way, I forgot to add in another thing: mafia. ;)
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#316750 Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted by flamebirde on 30 May 2012 - 01:03 AM

are you kidding? he can do that without a keyboard, strapped to a bomb that goes of in a second underwater chained to the ground and surrounded by volcanoes that are about to go off.
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#316574 One Up Me

Posted by flamebirde on 26 May 2012 - 04:35 AM

as fast as lightning, a ghost flashed past me. OOOOOOHHHHHH, who dares awaken the mighty ghost of Mafias past? It said in a typical mafioso voice.
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#316106 Lord of Combat

Posted by flamebirde on 19 May 2012 - 12:10 AM

duuuuuun dun..... duuuuuuun dun. dundundundundunDUNDUN!!!!!! *pounces on anonymous passerby* Oops.... sorry, wrong guy.
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#315927 "what is a joke?"

Posted by flamebirde on 16 May 2012 - 04:34 PM

Doctor: you know, the problem that you came here to fix.
Person: oh, that? yeah, I meant to tell you that my foot's been hurting the last couple days. or was it 3 weeks? or a decade? or maybe...
Doctor: Bye-bye. *Opens door*
Person: okay! see you later, dad!
Doctor:..... you need help.
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#315904 Miss me? :p

Posted by flamebirde on 16 May 2012 - 04:36 AM

no, your crazy, trippy ramblings while utilizing the smileys to the max. or no, the max would look something like this: :unsure: :wacko: :blink: :blush: :excl: :ph34r: .... and so on. Just to say, though, this is less trippy than politics and I still find that interesting. (but only to say "Why on earth would you not support no budget cuts?")
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#315898 I Know I Spend Too Much Time On BrainDen When...

Posted by flamebirde on 16 May 2012 - 04:24 AM

Maybe you should start a BD mafia. It would cross the line between *awesome*! to *BD awesome*!
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#315843 Newbie Mafia

Posted by flamebirde on 15 May 2012 - 04:52 AM

It's ironic: first I want sign ups to fill up fast; then I want it to slow to a crawl.
That should be a one-up me-ism.
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#315685 Obama/Politics

Posted by flamebirde on 12 May 2012 - 05:01 AM

the euro is screwed. :(
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#315450 One Up Me

Posted by flamebirde on 04 May 2012 - 04:25 PM

When I check my car's batteries, I realize that I haven't done so for so long I have to pay fifty bucks for some other guy to look at it.
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#315348 Glad it's back!

Posted by flamebirde on 01 May 2012 - 12:09 AM

Agreed. One up this if you are a veteran of the great Brainden Blackout!
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