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fabpig

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#317759 Rollo

Posted by fabpig on 08 June 2012 - 07:11 PM

What just happen? I go to work this morning just finished my round, and waiting for fabpig to start his. I log on now to find that its finished???


Sorry, Mikey. I just got mugged by a rampant Brainything.
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#317690 Acronymity

Posted by fabpig on 08 June 2012 - 12:48 AM

Great piemakers! Canz I haz anymore alcohol?

(Of course in a drunken voice!)


Got pist - completely intoxicated (hic) again. Awrighteee :wacko:
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#317610 Acronymity

Posted by fabpig on 07 June 2012 - 02:04 AM

........And in fifteen hundred, the king melted
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#317607 Seveny Rollo

Posted by fabpig on 07 June 2012 - 01:34 AM

WARTHOG
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#317606 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 07 June 2012 - 01:30 AM

Through my extensive years of gaining wisdom I have finally come to realize

That I am the wisest pig in all history, indeed the only typing pig in history, and probably the best looking and most intelligent pig ever.
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#317392 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 04 June 2012 - 08:34 PM

"nruT"
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#317385 Ha ha, very punny

Posted by fabpig on 04 June 2012 - 07:39 PM

Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....

The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.
"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."
With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.
M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"
"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"
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#317355 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 04 June 2012 - 03:59 PM

Sorry fabpig, that was me...I accidently pressed the red button instead of the green... :duh:
I'm such a noob, sometimes... :blush: sorry... :(


Ah, bless you for yer honesty, LI :) . Guess it's my turn now to apologise to everyone else :wub: . Sorry everybody!
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#317351 Acronymity

Posted by fabpig on 04 June 2012 - 03:47 PM

Showing Timmy my "lad's only" artwork
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#317346 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 04 June 2012 - 03:35 PM

OK. Somebody's repping down. Which is fine if something offensive or obscene is posted.

But this game is all about a sense of humour. If you don't like a person's post (ie if you don't appreciate someone's SOH), then just don't vote for it. DO NOT REP DOWN JUST BECAUSE YOUR SOH IS DIFFERENT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S.
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#317276 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 03 June 2012 - 01:54 AM

"...don't forget to use a smiley..." was the unsuccessful advertising forerunner to "always use a condom". :rolleyes:
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#317224 Ha ha, very punny

Posted by fabpig on 02 June 2012 - 06:20 PM

Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!


Oy! You nicked my joke ! :P http://brainden.com/...--/#entry272161
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#317085 Acronymity

Posted by fabpig on 01 June 2012 - 11:28 AM

The Canned Oranges Took Ivan Walters Down.


Oh No! Not the Ivan Walters?

The cost of tomatoes (imported) was double
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#316809 Acronymity

Posted by fabpig on 30 May 2012 - 03:36 PM

O Well I Saw Daphne Yesterday With Scooby

Edit....yeah not very good, but gets the ball rolling
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#316556 One Up Me

Posted by fabpig on 25 May 2012 - 07:56 PM

As fast as Pig off a shiny shovel.
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