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tiger_lily111

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#329263 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 04 March 2013 - 12:22 AM

I'd just like to thank...

rookie for BD, LiD for smileys, Y-san for enigmas, PG for donuts, plasmid for letting us know who he's not, slick for rollin', & fabby for ... well, being fabulous, obviously.


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#329058 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 25 February 2013 - 03:50 AM

You can get into politics if you act like you're smart. You can't stay in politics, however, if you're actually smart. You'll be found out & replaced.


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#329030 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 24 February 2013 - 01:01 PM

You know you're a grammar Nazi when you're me. Simply bow to the inevitable and declare me Fuhrer.


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#327936 I'm not a :)

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 01 February 2013 - 08:14 AM

Spoiler for I'm not really sure how my 1st answer was "not far off"...

Anyhow.

Spoiler for By toothless, you must NOT be


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#327201 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 11 January 2013 - 04:56 AM

Even if it appears to be over, stay to the end of the credits anyway. You can't leave until Ferris tells you to get out.


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#327156 I'm not a :)

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 10 January 2013 - 07:06 AM

Spoiler for


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#327044 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 07 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

When Al Else fails, call his sister Alice Else. (Should've called her in the first place!)


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#326990 Mmm

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 05 January 2013 - 08:39 PM

Spoiler for Similar to Framm's first thought

Nope!

 

Excuse me while I go find something to eat that will rot my teeth ...


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#326708 Blonde Jokes

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 16 December 2012 - 02:41 AM

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”


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#324496 Sorry, guys

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 17 August 2012 - 11:21 PM

I'm sorry, you're not allowed to leave.


Good luck with "real life" & the "real world". Sometimes they do have to intrude. (Quite rude of them, really.)
Wander back when you can.
:)
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#324444 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 17 August 2012 - 05:38 AM

Stripes out of fashion - stuck out like a bagel in the donut case.

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#323540 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 31 July 2012 - 01:51 AM

I don't know if it was the flash or the bang that was so unexpected, but for some reason I screamed before either.
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#322230 One Up Me

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 14 July 2012 - 02:07 AM

I never thought you were an idiot, I just assumed.
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#322176 I'm not a lamp

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 13 July 2012 - 07:50 AM

Spoiler for did you see the 15 second

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#322157 Fantasy Football

Posted by tiger_lily111 on 13 July 2012 - 01:21 AM

Gotta see if my league's getting back together this year - our normal commish is uber busy & the rest of us too lazy. Will get back to you on my participation. :D

Spoiler for :ahem:

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