Guest Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Lawyer interviewing witness. Lawyer: Did you ask the victim if he was ok? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you get very close to the victim to check it he was breathing? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check the victim's pulse? Witness: No. Lawyer: So you never perform the necessary steps to determine that the victim was dead. Isn't it true that The victim could very well be alive? Witness: Well, let's put it this way the victims body was in the living room, and his head was in the kitchen But who knows, you may be right, he was probably practicing law somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Maybe the chair was between the two rooms. JK Sounds like a lawyer joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Consider this an edit to the joke. Witness: Well let me put it this way. His body was in the living room and his head was separated from his body 30 feet away. But who knows he might have been practicing law somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Maybe not even a chair but lied down on the floor with his head on the other side of the kitchen door. See, he came drunk and passed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lawyer interviewing witness.
Lawyer: Did you ask the victim if he was ok?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you get very close to the victim to check it he was breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check the victim's pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So you never perform the necessary steps to determine that the victim was dead. Isn't it true that
The victim could very well be alive?
Witness: Well, let's put it this way the victims body was in the living room, and his head was in the kitchen
But who knows, you may be right, he was probably practicing law somewhere.
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