Here are some good ones:
- A Japanese man can eat 17 hot dogs in 42 seconds...Chuck Norris can eat 42 Japanese men in 17 seconds.
- Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey...
'Til Chuck Norris came and round-house kicked her into a glacier!!!
- In the Beggining there was nothing...
then Chuck Norris round-house kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
- When God said,"Let There Be LIGHT!"
Chuck said,"Say Please."
- In an interview for Time's Chuck Norris was asked what he thought about all the Chuck Norris Jokes circulating around. He simply replied that they weren't jokes then went back to his daily routine of drinking a mug of nails.
- If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would win.
- If by some miracle 1 of Chuck Norris' round-house kicks missed you, the wind from behind the kick would disembowel you.
I hope you have enjoyed these. I know I did!