Oh recruit recruit, where fore are thou recruit? Wilst thou join our side? The side of light and honor, of love and romance?
I know you are with the baddies now but we wont treat you so rudely!
Umm, the recruit is definitely a baddie. The one we should be wooing is the Freelance Mercenary! Freelance Mercenary, won't you join our side? It's so much better to be good than evil!