1.
andromedaIt's safe to say you won't be needing those pants anymore!
2.
Zerep
3.
GMaster"All right mister you know the rules. (Makes the "out" sign like a referee/umpire) YOU"RE OUTTA HERE!"
4.
Chidoric 
5.
Frozen in fireOrange-skinned referees unite! You, with the red shirt, yell loudly until we cry and start pointing to circles on the field.
6.
Cyberspace 
7.
IDoNotExist Refereed wreath of wraiths berated.
8.
scsw
9.
GrayvenThe penalty box of the apocalypse...
10.
Y-san
11.
Lost in spaceChilled ice hockey player distracted by popcorn barrier and Angy Anime3 hoarding or was it the diver?
12.
allherdanger
13.
woonHousekeeping Campaign! Let's sweep out all the popcorn with ice hockey clubs
14.
Prince_Marth
15.
Kay Newsflash: New ice hockey rules call for indoor stadium and pucks made of popcorn.
16.
plasmid 
17.
clozobozoAnd so the door was opened to a messy mass of popcorn, sports player and nosy media.
So we started with:It's safe to say you won't be needing those pants anymore!
And ended with: And so the door was opened to a messy mass of popcorn, sports player and nosy media.