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#1 frank

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 10:55 PM

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:05 PM

Whats the difference between Google and the professions????

Google will charge you by the Click and no buts & ifs, while the professions will charge you by the hour but then say just the retainer for now and the rest by installation eh! my friend?????
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:08 PM

Whats the phrase "I object" mean to a lawyer compared to an accountant???

When a lawyer say "I object" it means cut the bullsh*t while to an accountant it means more money mate, eh!!!!!!!
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:18 PM

What an accountant do that a lawyer doesn't???

tell the simple truth....
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:23 PM

Whats the difference between a good accountant and a great accountant????

The good one will tell you what you need to know, while the great one will tell you what you want to know!!!!!!!
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:25 PM

How can you tell the difference between a lawyer and an accountant wearing a suit????

One is slim and the other is chuppy....
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:29 PM

Which one have more respect for religion, the lawyer or the accountant????

Both do 'cause thats how they get paid....
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:32 PM

Which one tend to have a bigger house, lawyer or accountant????

both to stack their clients' wealth....
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:33 PM

which one is better looking, lawyer or accountant????

depends on which university you went to, eh????hhahahahaha
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 11:39 PM

Whats the difference between lawyer's numbers and the accountant's numbers????

One predicts the profitability of a client while the other the potential to take that profit from the client...
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