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Lawyers & Sharks/Governmental joke


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#1 lolish

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Posted 05 November 2007 - 10:22 AM

(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)

Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...

Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!

Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?

(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)

Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?

Lawyer: Professional courtesy.



Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.
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#2 dark_magician_92

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 02:10 PM

(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)

Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...

Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!

Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?

(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)

Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?

Lawyer: Professional courtesy.

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Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.

hahahahaha nice one :P
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#3 MissKitten

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Posted 14 January 2011 - 02:05 AM

ummm, i dont get it... :huh:
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:01 AM

ummm, i dont get it... :huh:


The lawyer and the sharks work in the same field.
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#5 MissKitten

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 03:33 AM

oh. haha, thats nice!
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Chocolate is proof that God wanted us to be happy.

So you want a fight with intent to kill? Then come fight me! It's here in my bow, that intent to kill you love so much! ~ Uryu Ishida

... ~ Nova-kun

Society needs to learn how to adapt, or humanity is screwed. ~ MiKi, aka MissKitten, aka myself


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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:33 AM

very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated.
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#7 peace*out

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:35 AM

very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated.


Yes. you can add it to the topic, or make another thread. Just check really quickly to make sure we dont have it already - we have a LOT of lawyer jokes on here. :P
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#8 brandonyy4u

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 01:07 AM

Two blondes walk into a bar.

You would of thought one of them would of seen it.
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