(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)
Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...
Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!
Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?
(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)
Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?
Lawyer: Professional courtesy.
Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 02:10 PM
hahahahaha nice one(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)
Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...
Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!
Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?
(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)
Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?
Lawyer: Professional courtesy.
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Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 02:05 AM
ummm, i dont get it... 
Chocolate is proof that God wanted us to be happy.
So you want a fight with intent to kill? Then come fight me! It's here in my bow, that intent to kill you love so much! ~ Uryu Ishida
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 06:01 AM
ummm, i dont get it...
The lawyer and the sharks work in the same field.
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 03:33 AM
oh. haha, thats nice!
Chocolate is proof that God wanted us to be happy.
So you want a fight with intent to kill? Then come fight me! It's here in my bow, that intent to kill you love so much! ~ Uryu Ishida
... ~ Nova-kun
Society needs to learn how to adapt, or humanity is screwed. ~ MiKi, aka MissKitten, aka myself
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:33 AM
very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 12:35 AM
very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated.
Yes. you can add it to the topic, or make another thread. Just check really quickly to make sure we dont have it already - we have a LOT of lawyer jokes on here.
Can I get a OH YEAHHHH
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 01:07 AM
Two blondes walk into a bar.
You would of thought one of them would of seen it.
You would of thought one of them would of seen it.
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