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[itachi-san]

-if a detective has undergone 1,000 cases, but will retire within the week, this last criminal will surely kill him

-but don't worry, because the inexperienced rookie detective will bring the villain down...

-by removing a girl's glasses and letting her hair down she instantly becomes the most popular girl at school
(disclaimer: I think it's hot when girls wear glasses, but that's beside the point )

-the only way for a mildly bad person to redeem themselves is to die for the good guys, usually unnecessarily

-if you're sure that a meeting with a known felon will take place, it's a setup

-main characters can only be hit by bullets from other main characters

-the one time a trusted person who is often devious decides to do the right thing, he will not be trusted

-if Mulder thinks it's true, Sculley will not

[andromeda]

-if Mulder thinks it's true, Sculley will not

That was the constant we could always count on!

[Kay]

- If you run and then lean back on your heels, contrary to the laws of physics, you will skid for a few feet before landing gracefully back upright.

[Impervious]

- if ever in a gun fight by yourself. Don't worry. No matter how many people are shooting at you (especially those with fully automatics) you will not get fatally wounded by any bullet (maybe just grazed) and each shot you fire will always hit the enemy in a kill zone.

[Prince_Marth85]

- No matter where you are...If you are being chased by a deranged killer, your cell phone will never be able to pick up a signal (This is true for a single person or a group...Even with different service providers).

Edited by Prince_Marth85, 18 December 2008 - 07:10 PM.

[lemonymelon]

-when in a car chase you must never shoot their tires. this will cause the car chase to end.

haha roflmao



- all phone numbers, all of them, begin with "55"

[itachi-san]

- No matter where you are...If you are being chased by a deranged killer, your cell phone will never be able to pick up a signal (This is true for a single person or a group...Even with different service providers).

lol that reminds me...

-if you're spying on someone, there is a 100% chance that your cell phone will ring, even if you have it set on vibrate

[andromeda]

In slow motion, you always get to outrun the bullet!

[RainThinker]

When falling from 3 stories, a hero will always get back up and keep running.
But when a bad guy tries the same thing, he always dies.

If you are shot in the Achilles tendon you can keep running and then be dangled from a helicopter and dropped 2 stories to a concrete roof, and still be alright.
(The Matrix!)

Edited by RainThinker, 21 December 2008 - 03:01 AM.

[Blablah99]

Never say "this can't get any worse" or things will get worse.

This applies to "it's all over" as well.