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Things you learn from tv/movies

Started by StrawberryNight, Dec 15 2008 07:59 PM

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#201 OmegaScales

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 09:55 PM

As a villain:
You can fool anyone wiith a bad disguise.
It is crucial to recite a motto when you reveal your true identity.
You should always say something funny when you are defeated.
Even if it is extremely obvious that you are the one who did it, at least one of the heros will not know it was you.

And if it isn't already obvious who I'm talking about: Your main objective should always be to capture the electric mouse friend of your sworn, 10+ year old enemy who always beats you even though you are 25+ and never report your failures to your boss unless he asks.
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#202 Molly Mae

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:08 PM


~If santas are following you with musical instruments, get away from your christmas tree
~The device that will open a device built to contain the most dangerous thing in the universe will NOT open a wooden door
~Tea is always the answer
~Dont drink coffee if a guy offers it to you
~the technology to kill the aliens will only work once the aliens start to leave


Ah, yes. The things we learn in med school. =P
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Posted 14 September 2011 - 10:57 PM

you learn about santas? :D I LOVE YOUR MED SCHOOL!

~If you are immortal and everyone else becomes immortal, you are suddenly mortal
~If you transfer energy to your severed hand it will become your human clone
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Can I get a OH YEAHHHH
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 09:15 PM

I learned German by watching TV
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Posted 23 December 2011 - 09:28 PM

There is always a way to escape even the most heavily guarded prison

The buried treasure is in the exact place you choose to dig

The bad guys never expect the girl to do anything
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:50 PM

in the 2010 and 2011 movies :
The nerdy boy will always get the hottest most popular girl in school .and vice versa .

if the movie is about basket ball ,one off the hero's teammates seen briefly at the beginning ,will return before the end of the match to help catching up the other team .and the hero will get the winning shot at the very last second :P (it might have been posted.)
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Posted 02 January 2012 - 01:21 AM

HAHA, love the sarcasm.
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#208 flamebirde

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:37 AM

HAHA, love the sarcasm.


What? This isn't saracasm. What you just read was saracasm.

Also, it is always possible to make a bomb from the most nonflammable items in the known world ( I.E., a paperclip and some gum )
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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

stand back. I'm going to apply logic.

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 08:21 PM

If you do something for your best friend's own good behind their back, they will always find out about it and vow to "never speak to you again!", but in the end you always end up being right and your best friend comes crawling back :)
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#210 flamebirde

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:21 AM

This was called Lessons from TV or something like that.
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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

stand back. I'm going to apply logic.

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