-If a hero is shot in the torso, it will take exactly the amount of time it takes to talk to their lover/buddie to kill them.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:56 AM
- When at a murder scene, you must make at least one pun about the body in question.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 01:57 AM
-All movies either require a ridiculously underessed female or a dark haired, sensitive guy who has a dog.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:01 AM
-All movies either require a ridiculously underessed female or a dark haired, sensitive guy who has a dog.
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-Aformentioned sensitive guy will, undoubtedly, break aformentioned scantily-clad female's heart.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:07 AM
-Aformentioned sensitive guy will, undoubtedly, break aformentioned scantily-clad female's heart.
Agreed...too...many...chick flics
-If you tell someone not to do something, and then some scary music comes on, you know they'll be dying within the next half hour
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:08 AM
Agreed...too...many...chick flics
-If you tell someone not to do something, and then some scary music comes on, you know they'll be dying within the next half hour
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-when the telephone rings and you're home alone, you know you are in danger (especially when it ends up being someone trying to sell portable furniture...
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:42 AM
All heavily muscled men will make bad one liners whenever they kill something (sometimes inanimate objects! )
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 02:52 AM
In a TV series or a Movie with cops in it:
At one point the investigation will lead to a strip club.
A cop that has just been suspended from duty will most certainly solve the murder or save the world.
At one point the investigation will lead to a strip club.
A cop that has just been suspended from duty will most certainly solve the murder or save the world.
Edited by andromeda, 16 December 2008 - 02:53 AM.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 05:15 AM
-when in a car chase you must never shoot their tires. this will cause the car chase to end.
-when stealing a car, even though you automatically know how to hot-wire it, always check the visor and the keys will fall onto your lap.
-if you see something extraordinary, everyone who doesn't believe you will wind up getting killed by it.
-if someone says something that seems out of place, they will wait until their death scene to clarify it.
-pairing odd couples always makes for the best outcome
-whenever it seems all hope is lost and the bad guy will win, someone has surely recorded one of their devious conversations and will broadcast it to everyone via loudspeaker with perfect timing
-when stealing a car, even though you automatically know how to hot-wire it, always check the visor and the keys will fall onto your lap.
-if you see something extraordinary, everyone who doesn't believe you will wind up getting killed by it.
-if someone says something that seems out of place, they will wait until their death scene to clarify it.
-pairing odd couples always makes for the best outcome
-whenever it seems all hope is lost and the bad guy will win, someone has surely recorded one of their devious conversations and will broadcast it to everyone via loudspeaker with perfect timing
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 05:19 AM
- When running away, you are required to trip and fall at least once.
- If you can exploit the baddie's innermost fear, he will instantly forget all contempt for you and you will be friends for life.
- If you can exploit the baddie's innermost fear, he will instantly forget all contempt for you and you will be friends for life.
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