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Things you learn from tv/movies

Started by StrawberryNight, Dec 15 2008 07:59 PM

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#181 gvg

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Posted 01 March 2011 - 04:45 AM

SPACE BALLS!!!!! I've seen that 2 or so times already, it's absolutely hilarious!
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Posted 02 March 2011 - 05:08 AM

If you are holding a gun at someone, and they shoot you, you blood will fill the barrel of your gun...

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#183 peace*out

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 12:41 AM

@peace*out...for theatre people that actually *is* normal

@omega I love NCIS!


trust me - i know. i have friends who do it all the time. i acually join in.

but what i mean, is would someone start singing loudly, in the middle of the hall way, jump on lockers, and yet have no one look at them strangely??
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Can I get a OH YEAHHHH
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 01:12 AM

:) nobody seems to notice when we do it
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 01:35 AM

If you are holding a gun at someone, and they shoot you, you blood will fill the barrel of your gun...

Spoiler for Origin

You should introduce yourself like so: Scales. Omega Scales.
You order drinks shaken, not stirred.


You can use a whip to solve most of your problems.
When someone shows off their awesome sword skills, just shoot them.
You should nickname yourself after your dog.
You can survive a nuclear explosion by locking yourself in a lead lined refrigerator and get out after it is thrown and bounced without getting any bruises.
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#186 MissKitten

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 01:41 AM

-even if you have rifles and guns, you should always use your very vulnerable sword.
-there will ALWAYS be someone with a bigger gun.
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Chocolate is proof that God wanted us to be happy.

So you want a fight with intent to kill? Then come fight me! It's here in my bow, that intent to kill you love so much! ~ Uryu Ishida

... ~ Nova-kun

Society needs to learn how to adapt, or humanity is screwed. ~ MiKi, aka MissKitten, aka myself

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 03:28 AM

Omega: James bond and Indiana Jones, in that order =)
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Posted 10 April 2011 - 09:57 PM

Dogs and cats hate each other, but dogs are the heroes and cats are the villains
If the movie you're watching involves Nicholas Cage, it's dumb and something just got decoded or exploded(other than the one he got an Oscar for)
The TMNT don't use their weapons,they use puns.
also...
EVERY SINGLE ******* LITTLE KIDS MOVIES THE BAD GUY IS INVOLVED IN SLIPPING OR FARTING! EVERY SINGLE ******* TIME
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 11:07 PM

You don't need keys for a car, there always conveniently in the car as soon as your ready go :P
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Posted 22 April 2011 - 02:14 AM

When someone shows off their awesome sword skills, just shoot them.


has anyone seen the new geico commercial that has "the pen is mightier than the sword" thing?
So funny...

so yeah, if a ninja shows up, then just taze them.
ohhh, geico. :)


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You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.
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