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#11 madhatters

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:28 PM

I've got one: If someone slaps you on one cheek, slap him back.
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#12 peace*out

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 03:46 AM

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


finally, someone GETS IT!! :P lol! i <3 this one!
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Posted 22 December 2009 - 02:15 AM

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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I'm not sure that either of those are very good. . . :unsure:

Edited by music_luvr95, 22 December 2009 - 02:15 AM.

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#14 MissKitten

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 11:20 PM

i got one, its a variation of the experience one: is something that comes just after you need it. Experience
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Chocolate is proof that God wanted us to be happy.

So you want a fight with intent to kill? Then come fight me! It's here in my bow, that intent to kill you love so much! ~ Uryu Ishida

... ~ Nova-kun

Society needs to learn how to adapt, or humanity is screwed. ~ MiKi, aka MissKitten, aka myself


#15 NickFleming

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 01:01 AM

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edited by NickFleming, 01 August 2010 - 01:02 AM.

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#16 archlordbr

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 08:11 PM

lol I saw lots of these some time ago. I even made a .txt file :lol:
Here are a few of them:

-Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

-I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

-Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

-Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.

-Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

-By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.

-If vegetarians eat vegetables.. what do humanitarians eat?

-Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

-My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

-An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

-Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

-This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
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#17 Blablah99

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Posted 17 August 2010 - 08:23 PM

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
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Posted 23 August 2010 - 02:30 AM

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half empty, but a realistic person knows somebody is gonna have to wash the glass
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#19 madhatters10

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Posted 26 September 2010 - 11:05 PM

When life gives you lemons, put arsenic in the lemonade.
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Posted 29 September 2010 - 11:19 PM

Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his [rather short] life.
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