That was probably my fault... I couldn't think of a one sentence phrase that had equivalent words to the original sentence - so I made it into 2 sentences 
I think it will be more fun if we know what changes each one did at the end

I am filling up whatever information I got ...
1) Reaymond
2) ST
3) PG
4) FIF
5) The Fox
6)RainThinker
7)Akaslickster
8) clozobozo
The way things were, you accepted presents as a reward for accomplishing erotic deeds. Take these presents at this time because you might not ever recieve this chance in bed.
9) Ben Law
10) Lemonymelon
The thing that you made come to pass was the reception of the thing as a token of appreciation for your obcene actions. Accept it this instant lest you never have this opportunity in your place of rest.
11) Panther
I don't remember what I changed