Guest Posted June 20, 2008 Report Share Posted June 20, 2008 A little girl just got her new dog. She asks her mother if she can take the dog for a walk. The mother replies, "No sweetheart, the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?", the little girl asked. "Go ask your father." "Daddy, Daddy can I take the dog for a walk?" "No darling, the dog's in heat." "What does that mean?", asked the little girl. "Uhhhh, here let me see the dog!" The father proceeds to put gasoline on the dog's rear end. "Now you have her back soon!", stated the father. **20 minutes go by** The little girl returns with no dog. "Where's the dog?", asks the father. The little girl replies, "Well, we almost made it home but she ran out of gas so another dog is giving her a push!" HAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Love that one... Like the two people riding down the street on a tandom and a dog runs out and chucks a bucket of water over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 perverted...but it's natural... <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A little girl just got her new dog.
She asks her mother if she can take the dog for a walk.
The mother replies, "No sweetheart, the dog is in heat."
"What does that mean?", the little girl asked.
"Go ask your father."
"Daddy, Daddy can I take the dog for a walk?"
"No darling, the dog's in heat."
"What does that mean?", asked the little girl.
"Uhhhh, here let me see the dog!"
The father proceeds to put gasoline on the dog's rear end.
"Now you have her back soon!", stated the father.
**20 minutes go by**
The little girl returns with no dog.
"Where's the dog?", asks the father.
The little girl replies, "Well, we almost made it home but she ran out of gas so another dog is giving her a push!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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