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Chuck Norris Jokes


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#201 RaviKM

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Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:00 AM

When Chuck Norris is being attacked by two men, one to his left and another to his right, he would kill both the men with only one bullet by shooting it and throwing a knife at the bullet which eventually splits the bullet into two and the left half of the bullet knocks off the man on the left and the right half of the bullet kills the man on his right! Only Chuck Norris can do this!
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#202 He He HA Ha

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 09:42 PM

I got one

If you search Chuck Norris on Google, Google will say "Google can not find Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris will find you" ^_^
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#203 harvey45

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 10:09 PM

I got one

If you search Chuck Norris on Google, Google will say "Google can not find Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris will find you" ^_^


This is actually what happens.
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#204 filly678

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 10:07 PM

Chuck Norris can kill a man with his own corpse.

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.

EDIT: Other fact.

Edited by filly678, 22 June 2010 - 10:09 PM.

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#205 helliamd

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 05:55 AM

Chuck Norris is so tough, he can't even kick his own a**.
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#206 Gladson

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:54 PM

Chuck Norris is on the way here to roundhouse kick this whole thread, because it should have been named "Chuck Norris Facts" not "Chuck Norris Jokes".
Chuck Norris never JOKES

Edited by Gladson, 05 July 2010 - 12:55 PM.

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#207 OmegaScales

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 04:15 PM

Chuck Norris vs. an infinite amount of people. That is unfair.
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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 26 October 2010 - 04:45 PM

One day, a long time ago, Chuck Norris got bored and went to the flourishing planet of Mars...

If Chuck Norris had a son, we would all be dead by now.

Scientists recently found a gene for having fear because Chuck Norris said he didn't have that gene.

If aliens invaded Earth, Chuck Norris approved it.

"Daddy, daddy! Chuck Norris is behind you!" "No, that's just a cardboard cutout." "Daddy, how come you're talking when your head is cut off?"

I asked permission to publish some facts on Chuck Norris, but he thought I was a talking cockroach.

Chuck Norris told me not to tell you that...
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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


#209 snatcho

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Posted 10 December 2010 - 11:15 AM

Chuck Norris can bend bars, bartender and drinks included
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#210 Geno

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 12:50 PM

Chuck Norris’ computer does not have a ‘sleep’ mode, because not even a computer is foolish enough to close it’s eyes around Chuck Norris.
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