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#1 Nayana

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Posted 05 April 2008 - 07:55 PM

>>hi pals,
>>check this one out...
>>all u guys...its got some real stuff to learn. :lol:
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>>HE:I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours!
>>SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
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>>HE:Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>SHE:Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
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>>HE:May i have the pleasure of this dance?
>>SHE:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
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>>HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>SHE:I must've been given your share!!!
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>>HE:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>SHE:It's hot!!!
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>>HE:I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
>>SHE:Okay,but would you stay there?
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>>HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>SHE:Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
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>>HE:Your face must turn a few heads!
>>SHE:And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
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>>HE:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
>>SHE:Okay,get out!!!
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>>HE:I think i could make you very happy
>>SHE:Why,are you leaving?
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>>HE:What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
>>SHE:Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
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>>HE:Can i have your name?
>>SHE:why,don't you already have one?
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>>HE:Shall we go and see a film?
>>SHE:I've already seen it!!!
>>
>>HE:Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>SHE:Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

:P :P :P
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#2 Master Hand 12

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 04:39 AM

wow way to be a sexist.
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#3 Nayana

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 09:23 AM

wow way to be a sexist.

Hey I am not a sexist...it is just a joke...it is intended to be taken sportingly by guys. :lol:
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#4 Lost in space

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:38 PM

MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS
WOMEN ONLY TWO
EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND EVERYTHING THEY DO.
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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:43 PM

Hey ! LIS , a good one there . But wouldn't that 2 FAULTS add up to infinity? ;)
No offence meant to the women folk on this forum . :lol:

Edited by grey cells, 06 April 2008 - 06:43 PM.

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#6 Nayana

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Posted 06 April 2008 - 06:46 PM

MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS
WOMEN ONLY TWO
EVERYTHING THEY SAY
AND EVERYTHING THEY DO.

male chauvinism <_< <_< <_<
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#7 largeneal

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 04:33 AM

male chauvinism <_< <_< <_<


not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women ;)
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#8 Lost in space

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 09:18 AM

not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women ;)

true - be a good sport!
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