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#61 phil1882

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 09:48 PM

granted. the answer is yes, his name is cathulu, the eater of arguments, and can't provide you with a proof of his existence.

i wish to know how to prove the reimann hypothesis is a way that is acceptable to the mathematical community.

Edited by phil1882, 26 September 2012 - 09:51 PM.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 12:41 AM

Granted, they will accept your proof for as long as you hold the safety on that grenade
I wish evil genies did not exist
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#63 phil1882

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 01:03 AM

granted from now on illogical genies exist, that grant wishes in weird incomprehensible ways.

i wish i was an illogical genie.

Edited by phil1882, 27 September 2012 - 01:04 AM.

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 02:16 AM

very well then, you cause havoc around Genieville with your illogicalness (i.e. crashing into houses looking for your glasses) until finally all of the logical genies band together and banish you, stripping you of your powers.

I wish for a bite-size piece of cheese that is edible and tasty, and will not harm me or cause harm (physical or otherwise) to anyone that I like, which is everybody in the world except those who rob and break into peoples houses and murderers.
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#65 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 03:34 AM

Alright...however your wish has become known to the world via the internet and now the people who were protesting outside that one senator's office for his "legitimate rape" comments are now barricading your house for implying that rapists are not as bad as thieves :P.


And I do already speak Chinglish, mon ami ;P.


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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 07:36 AM

Genie - "Here, drink this!"

* reads find print on bottom of bottle while Y-san guzzles potion*

"causes permanent blindness after 5 minutes"

Genie - "Now let me give you a 5 minute lesson on how to free a genie"

I wish to fydt da gerb teriup

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#67 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 03:13 PM

Well, since I'm blind, I have no idea what phaze just wrote, but unfortunately he wasn't able to reap the benefits long, seeing as how I ran him over right after he made the wish with my peeling bumper sticker car. Hey, don't blame me for not being able to see where I'm going! :P


I wish for a Tardis (that I have complete control over, including when and where it appears ;)) (hey, someone had to do it...)
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

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Posted 27 September 2012 - 03:17 PM

granted, but it can only take you forward in time 15 minutes.

i wish everyone would settle on a pronunciation of tomato and potato, thus ruining that song.
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Posted 27 September 2012 - 11:36 PM

granted, but it can only take you forward in time 15 minutes.

i wish everyone would settle on a pronunciation of tomato and potato, thus ruining that song.

Don't really want to ruin this for you... but I say Toe-may-toe, but my friend from South Africa says Toe-mah-toe
We both say Potato the same.
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 01:55 AM

I wish this wish does not get granted
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