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#41 mmiguel

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 08:43 AM

I wish for world peace.

Who among you is willing to be a jerk?
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 09:26 AM

I wish for world peace.

Who among you is willing to be a jerk?


An evil demi-god puts everyone in the world under his mind control powers and they all serve him as peaceful, will-less slaves. "I have come set you free...from freedom." ;)

(Hey it's okay for him to be a jerk as long as he's a sexy jerk ;P)




I wish for a cure for cancer to be discovered within the next year...and will not cause a zombie apocalypse (yes, I've seen Legend :P).

Edited by Yoruichi-san, 21 September 2012 - 09:32 AM.

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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 10:29 AM

An evil demi-god puts everyone in the world under his mind control powers and they all serve him as peaceful, will-less slaves. "I have come set you free...from freedom." ;)

(Hey it's okay for him to be a jerk as long as he's a sexy jerk ;P)




I wish for a cure for cancer to be discovered within the next year...and will not cause a zombie apocalypse (yes, I've seen Legend :P).


This should be the response at all beauty pageants.
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#44 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 11:39 AM

Oh? I didn't realize beauty queens understood the fine points of the zombie apocalypse :P.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 11:57 AM

Oh? I didn't realize beauty queens understood the fine points of the zombie apocalypse :P.


They don't, they only wish for world peace.
That's why they would be really confused when the announcer responds as you did :)
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 02:35 PM

Granted, we find yet another way to cure cancer in lab mice that ends up not panning out in human clinical trials.

I wish for a Wolfgang (guitar). A standard, fully functioning one that was not stolen and is not filled with fire ants.
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 08:21 PM

granted, its fully functional, but plays like crap.

i wish for a nice nap that lasts 30 minutes.

Edited by phil1882, 21 September 2012 - 08:21 PM.

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#48 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 10:02 PM

Okay,.but you forgot to turn the stove off before you took the nap and you wake up to your house on fire.


I wish every day were Saturday.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:03 AM

granted, there is only 1 day a week, and it is Saturday, alas you still have to work 8 hours a day, and 5 out of 7 days.
or conversely the exact same Saturday keeps repeating for you.

i wish to discover my purpose in life, and it would be something positive.
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#50 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:01 AM

i wish to discover my purpose in life, and it would be something positive.


Your purpose is become the first human lightning rod, by having the molecules of your body become positively charged at the same time.


I wish for a bumper sticker for my front bumper that says, in reverse lettering, "If you can read this: go faster." ;P
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.




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