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#31 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:46 AM

Oh right, I should add a wish, sorry...

umb...I wish for a Death Note :D.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:07 PM

Vampires aren't dead.

A zombie would be a better answer, but they are the living dead, so technically alive.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:35 PM

okay how about this, your body is dead but you are still conscious, your existence consists of staring up at wooden board till the end of time.

to yoruichan:
granted you get a note describing your imminent death in all the gory details.

i wish for something different.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:06 PM

Vampires aren't dead.


Uh...they are dead by many definitions, and in many portrayals, i.e. their heart doesn't beat and there are many lines in vampire movies/novels etc playing on their being dead. Sure, you could argue they're alive, but I thought the point of this was to come up with any reasonable response to 'corrupt' the wish.

@phil: you are now a cockroach. Different enough?


I wish the new Thor movie was out already ^_^ .
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 07:38 PM

granted, but as it's not finished, its crappy as all heck.

i wish pizza was twice as tasty and and half as bad for you.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 09:03 PM

granted, but as it's not finished, its crappy as all heck.

i wish pizza was twice as tasty and and half as bad for you.


Okay, but it's twenty times as expensive.


Hmm...what's an interesting wish...

...okay, I wish there was a threshold IQ for people to vote for president of the US, congress, governors etc.
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Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 10:37 PM

Okay, but it's twenty times as expensive.


Hmm...what's an interesting wish...

...okay, I wish there was a threshold IQ for people to vote for president of the US, congress, governors etc.

Your wish is my command. The threshold is....how about 60. Your IQ has to be lower than that to vote. Plus it is illegal to require someone to take a test to be able to vote so enjoy prison.
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#38 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 10:45 PM

Your wish is my command. The threshold is....how about 60. Your IQ has to be lower than that to vote. Plus it is illegal to require someone to take a test to be able to vote so enjoy prison.


Well, it seems that is the case already, from a social science perspective: http://en.wikipedia....radox_of_voting

Also, I didn't specify they had to take a test...can't genies make IQ sniffing dogs ;P?



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Yes, I definitely wish for a Pokeball that works on strangers' pets :D.
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Posted 21 September 2012 - 04:36 AM

granted, i really want to twist this one but its sufficiently awesome non-standard wish. congrats!

i wish to be able to manufacture and sell fully functional light sabers at a cost of about 200 dollars a sabre, and still make a profit.

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 05:01 AM

Yes, I definitely wish for a Pokeball that works on strangers' pets :D.

Ok, but the pet dies when inside the pokeball due to being squished/can't breathe.

granted, i really want to twist this one but its sufficiently awesome non-standard wish. congrats!

i wish to be able to manufacture and sell fully functional light sabers at a cost of about 200 dollars a sabre, and still make a profit.

Ok, but after your first sale someone reverse engineers it and sells them for $100 a sabre and makes a profit...
oh, they kill you with it after buying it too.
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