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#321 OmegaScales

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 01:56 AM

Granted,  Here is some duct tape cause you can fix anything with duct tape

I wish the last 'e' in "Evil genius" was a 'u'

Granted. That accomplished nothing.

 

I wish to be King of the Pirates!


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 04:10 AM

Granted, Please learn the following lyrics as opening night is next Tuesday

 

 

"Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.

For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

For I am a Pirate King!

You are!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!

And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!

Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!

When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,

For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!

For I am a Pirate King!

You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!

And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.

It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!

Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!"

 

I wish there was no such thing as musicals 


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 08:32 AM

Granted. Musicals are completely erased from the face of the earth. Unfortunately, musical nerds everywhere are now plotting your imminent demise. In the meantime, you've become your own internet meme.
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Posted 01 October 2013 - 02:23 AM

For not making a wish evil genie KK has been banished to a bottle and sent on vacation to an unpopulated tropical island for the next 1000 years.  By the time his bottle is picked up by a misplaced dehydrated but boat-less sailor his sanity will be non-existent due to his creation of multiple personalities so that he may have someone to torture during his convalescence.  


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Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:00 AM

Said person then wishes KK 1000 years back in time to continue being abused by folks on the Evil Genies thread.

 

I wish for the liquid gold that the gods drink, that which all, with nevar same tastes, may enjoy as poured from the same pitcher. That which may reverse mine bodily time, and transcends those who drink it, and brought forth on the wings of those who deliver peace.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 01 October 2013 - 08:05 AM

"Brought forth on the wings of those who deliver peace," you say? *reads all previous posts*

 

Well, mmiguel wished for world peace on page 5. His wish was "granted" by Yoruichi-san.

Phaze then later wished for world peace on page 30. His wish was "granted" by Aaryan.

 

Well, it seems that only those four are the only ones fit to fulfil your wish, depending on whether you think the master or the genie is responsible for the fulfilment of the wish. I guess there's nothing I can do, sir.

 

I wish that one of the four people mentioned takes over to fulfil OmegaScales' wish.

 

 

Edit: Just fixing some typos... ^_^


Edited by kestrelknight, 01 October 2013 - 08:06 AM.

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#327 OmegaScales

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 04:30 PM

It doesn't matter who grants it. It's the drink of the gods, Ambrosia/Nectar.

 

EDIT: It was brought to Olympus by doves. Dove=Peace


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Posted 02 October 2013 - 06:14 AM

Ah, but you never said that. Here's some ambrosia. Just make sure the gods don't catch you drinking it, or they'll ki--

Never mind. Looks like I'm too late... Eh-heh.

I wish for a dollar bill.
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 01:31 PM

Granted. I slipped it into your lunch yesterday.
I wish that I had the power to reverse the actions of a genie.
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Posted 02 October 2013 - 03:13 PM

Granted. When you reverse the actions of a genie, your body will mutate from the amount of required energy to reverse a genie's actions. And you just reversed my morning workout. Enjoy that poodle fur.

 

I wish for the ability to mutate my body at will. Not painfully, and exactly how I want it.

 

Ah, but you never said that. Here's some ambrosia. Just make sure the gods don't catch you drinking it, or they'll ki--

Never mind. Looks like I'm too late... Eh-heh.

Actually, I'd be immortal. So instead of killing me they'd probably send me to the underworld. Or Tartarus. Or send me on some epic journey to see if I'm worthy of joining their ranks. Or find some other punishment.


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