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#311 kestrelknight

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 12:49 AM

I wish to go to the future, to check on Peter Capaldi... You know, to make sure he didn't mess up his role as The Doctor, and kill him if he did...


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:34 AM

granted; he did mess up his role and you end up having to kill him.

 

i wish for strong telekinetic powers which i have perfect control over.


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Posted 20 September 2013 - 02:16 PM

Granted. You now have complete control over your telekinetic powers, which only allows you control over telephones.

 

I wish that the genie that grants this wish loses his or her powers.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 01:16 AM

Oh noes! I'm helpleeeeesssssssss!

 

But wait! What's that on the ground? A genie's lamp! *rubs the lamp, causing a green genie to come out*

 

"Hey. I'm the only good genie in the world. After granting you one wish, I'm going to retire in sunny Florida! So, what'll it be?" the genie asks me.

 

"Well," I respond, "I used to be a genie, just like you. Unfortunately, some cruel master wished away my powers! I'd like them back, please."

 

"GRANTED!" he cries, and promptly disappears.

 

 

 

I wish for more wishes.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 03:07 AM

Wishing for wishes is off-limits.

 

♪I wish I had an angel for one moment of love!♪


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 04:47 PM

Granted. You are so surprised by your wish actually being granted that you can only gape in shock - luckily, its only one moment so the angel then disappears.

I wish that I could not obey the rules stated by the opening post in this topic.


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 06:49 PM

Granted, you do not have to follow the rules. However, the genie king tells you that if you decide not to, he will strip you of all powers and throw you into the deepest pits of Tartarus where you shall suffer for eternity and beyond...

 

I wish for enough money to live without having to work or suffer for the rest of my long (at least 60 years) and prosperous life. 


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:22 AM

Granted, An anonymous donor has provided you with enough money to survive provided you do not work. You will survive long after you given up on the monotony of having no purpose.

I wish for wisdom.


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Posted 24 September 2013 - 04:49 AM

Granted, you now have the wisdom of an amoeba.

 

I wish I could fix the world.


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When the fiery moon rises and the frozen sun sets, then the war between good and evil shall come to an end. Until then I, the guardian of both heaven and hell, the keeper of destruction and bringer of peace, shall dream these lives to death and freedom.


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Posted 26 September 2013 - 11:05 PM

Granted,  Here is some duct tape cause you can fix anything with duct tape

I wish the last 'e' in "Evil genies" was a 'u'


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