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#21 plasmid

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 03:46 AM

If a mod is reading this, it should probably be moved to the Games section.

Granted, but it turns out that the universe is completely deterministic and nothing is decided by luck.

I wish for all the dirty dishes piling up in my sink to be cleaned, undamaged, not poisoned, not on fire or at any reasonable risk of combustion, and sitting in their proper places in my cabinets. ("Sitting" implies that they are at rest and not traveling at near-light speed about to bore a hole through the walls.)
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#22 Rob_Gandy

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:04 AM

If a mod is reading this, it should probably be moved to the Games section.

Granted, but it turns out that the universe is completely deterministic and nothing is decided by luck.

I wish for all the dirty dishes piling up in my sink to be cleaned, undamaged, not poisoned, not on fire or at any reasonable risk of combustion, and sitting in their proper places in my cabinets. ("Sitting" implies that they are at rest and not traveling at near-light speed about to bore a hole through the walls.)


Your wish is my command. The dishes begin to wash themselves in the sink and put themselves away....but they forget to turn the sink off. Your apartment/house is now flooded ruining everything and your water bill is astronomical.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:15 AM

I wish that this wish would have no detrimental effect whatsoever.
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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:17 AM

I did gain something...information (about how genies grant wishes) :P.

"Any situation"? Okay, you are in control of what you type next on your computer. Done.


I wish I to be able to shape-shift into any and all things, at any and all times I want, for whatever length of time I choose.

(C'mon, I can't be the only one who wants superpowers? ;P)


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#25 mmiguel

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:31 AM

If a mod is reading this, it should probably be moved to the Games section.

Granted, but it turns out that the universe is completely deterministic and nothing is decided by luck.

I wish for all the dirty dishes piling up in my sink to be cleaned, undamaged, not poisoned, not on fire or at any reasonable risk of combustion, and sitting in their proper places in my cabinets. ("Sitting" implies that they are at rest and not traveling at near-light speed about to bore a hole through the walls.)


Well... it's almost like each response is a new riddle.
:)
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#26 Rob_Gandy

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:32 AM

I wish that this wish would have no detrimental effect whatsoever.

Your wish is my command. Well everything detrimental that WOULD have happened yesterday didn't so it will all happen today.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:34 AM

Well... it's almost like each response is a new riddle.
:)

I know I'm enjoying it. It's fun find holes and exploits in people's wishes. :)
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:53 AM

I know I'm enjoying it. It's fun find holes and exploits in people's wishes. :)


LoL, It's fun to read about others finding holes and exploits in people's wishes.
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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:00 AM

EDIT:
I wish I was dead and cannot be revived.

Edited by TheChad08, 20 September 2012 - 06:00 AM.

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#30 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 06:31 AM

Yeah, this probably should be in games, riddles and puzzles and stuff general can be solved, open ended stuff usually goes elsewhere.

granted, and he logically deduces a murder leading to you as a primary suspect.

okay super -powers eh?
i wish for the ability to control luck.


2881lihp

(There, go back to the the dimension you came from ;P)

EDIT:
I wish I was dead and cannot be revived.


You are a vampire and are constantly stalked by screaming "tween" girls who mistake you for the guy from Twilight.

Edited by Yoruichi-san, 20 September 2012 - 06:32 AM.

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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

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