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#241 BMAD

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:13 AM

I wish that my wish be granted


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:16 AM

I wished that my bad a$$ lawyer negotiated fair wishes from the genie (thank you Fairy Odd Parents  :thumbsup: )


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 01:07 AM

Granted, your lawyer negotiated fair wishes from the genie, at the price that he gets all fair wishes. His first wish is to see you fall into a sea of lava, while at the exact moment of you touching the lava lightning strikes you.

 

I wish that people would stop posting two or more wishes at one time.


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:06 AM

Granted: the evil genie forever makes all wishers post thousands of half wishes

 

serious, sorry for double posting wishes


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:07 AM

I wish i knew what to wish for.


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Posted 16 May 2013 - 03:49 AM

You do, now you blew your only wish.

 

If this game is played for an objective, then everything I said before (that is © by me, right?) but I am me, in my life, in my universe.

 

 

If it's just for funzies, I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.


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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:57 PM

Done, you're up in the air....but physics just kicked in and those dragons can't possibly carry your weight so both you and the dragon plummet to the earth. (I mean, come on, they're what, 4-5 feet tall with the same wingspan? No way they can get enough lift for someone to ride them)

 

EDIT: And I wish for the ability to manipulate space/time such that I can teleport or time travel by a coordinated thought, with the inherent ability to ensure that I wind up in the time/location I wish, without risk of arriving mushed into any other solid matter, missing the planet, losing anything necessary (from intestinal bacteria to clothing), or getting my molecules harmfully scrambled.


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Posted 18 May 2013 - 04:13 AM

Granted - you do exactly that. However, remember - when you teleport, your molecules are not moving. Instead, your clone is made out of molecules at the end point, and you yourself are destroyed. If you look at it like that, to everyone else you're normal, but your "soul" or consciousness is destroyed. The person at the other end is you...but not you.

As for time travel, where do I start? You step on a bug, when you come back the Earth is ruled by rabbits and you are executed by chief Hare-ey. 

 

I really want to go back to my original wish here http://brainden.com/...enies/?p=332033

Since technically I'd still have my God-Powers in the dystopia and I dispute the fact that a wish made after mine changes the effects of mine.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 01:16 AM

Granted, however you never know it is granted as you never receive this message so you live life as normal, forever quite unaware that you could move the location of Jupiter with a mere thought.

 

I wish that Aaryan would see the movie "Sphere" and then reconsider the wisdom of being endowed with god-like powers.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 09:42 PM

Granted, however you never know it is granted as you never receive this message so you live life as normal, forever quite unaware that you could move the location of Jupiter with a mere thought.

 

I wish that Aaryan would see the movie "Sphere" and then reconsider the wisdom of being endowed with god-like powers.

Granted.  He saw the movie, and the powers and ideas he witnessed were so awesome that he spent his entire life striving to gain similar powers.  After decades of effort he finally achieved his god-like status, and upon doing so he traveled back in time and replaced the original script of "Sphere" with one that would deter others from taking the same path as he, therefore preserving his uniqueness and protecting his powers from those who would try and stop him.

 

I wish I had some cookies and a glass of milk.


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