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#231 flamebirde

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 04:48 AM

granted, its use is to destroy everyone who knows about its use in a painful death.

I wish that everyone knows all grammar rules and spellings of various words of English perfectly and uses the knowledge of grammar and spelling in all circumstances in which it is required of them to use the English language.


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Posted 30 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

granted, everyone spells and punctuates correctly, as if they were speaking with a severe southern drowl. (ya'll come back now, ya' hear?)


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Posted 30 March 2013 - 06:30 PM

i wish i was a dolphin.


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Posted 02 April 2013 - 11:04 PM

Granted. But it may have been a better idea to be near some water before you wished that.
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Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:04 AM

I wish that I got whatever I want on my command.

Granted, your every thought every command, and every desire will come true. just make sure you never tell any one you hate "f*ck you"


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:07 AM

I wish that we all lived in a utopian society.


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#237 Aaryan

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 07:43 PM

Granted - we lived in it, now we all died and are in a dystopian hell.

 

I wish that from the exact moment in time that I complete this requested wish, and all time in the future, that I have the power to grant wishes that are requested by myself and myself only, with no obligation to grant wishes to or assist any other object, living or dead, past, present, or future, in fulfilling their wishes; in such a way that all of my wishes are interpreted by me, with absolutely nothing about myself, and all of my attributes changing upon completion of this wish, nor those attributes of anything in the universe; however, that being said any wishes I grant myself to have the ability to change things in the world, purely by natural happenings without interference by yourself or any other malevolent factors.


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Posted 13 May 2013 - 06:25 AM

Granted - Congratulations you are now god of your own seperate universe, pity you had to forgo all attachments to this one (yes, including your car)

The only way I can think to be able to communicate to you that your wish would be granted is...

I wish Aaryan (sans-powers of a diety) was back in this universe (dystopian hell) so that I may tell him his wish was granted


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Posted 14 May 2013 - 01:42 AM

granted, but he still has the epic kung-fu skills he learned in this other dimension. Aaryan does not take well to being trolled.

I wish for a way to insure that I cannot suffocate inside of a block in minecraft, with a condition that this solution doesn't include me not being able to play minecraft.

 

(in case you don't get the above wish, google minecraft block suffocation).


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 12:04 AM

Granted, You now cannot do any of the following all of which could potentally lead to conditions where you might suffocate

I wish you to enjoy your hacked version of minecraft


Edited by phaze, 15 May 2013 - 12:06 AM.

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