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#221 Kikacat123

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:15 PM

Okay. All races have been eliminated except one. I wish that I had the same powers as the evil genie, but I am not evil, do not have to be trapped in a bottle, and can only grant wishes that I decide are noble ones.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:29 PM

Okay. All races have been eliminated except one. I wish that I had the same powers as the evil genie, but I am not evil, do not have to be trapped in a bottle, and can only grant wishes that I decide are noble ones.

Granted.  Since you don't live in a bottle, there is no way for anyone to track you down in order to wish their noble wishes.

 

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:40 PM

Sorry. I cannot grant your wish because you did not abide by the rules, which say that you can only wish for things that most people would find desirable. Tough luck! You wasted your one wish.
I wish that I was and am invincible to any physical or mental harm.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:18 PM

I wish that I was and am invincible to any physical or mental harm.

 

Granted. You've been admitted into a top level psychiatric ward, complete with full-body restraints, fluffy walls, 24 hour surveillance, and enough happy pills to make an evil genie hug a tree.

 

I wish I had all the requirements (knowledge, skills, money, etc...) to build a perfectly fitting, fully functional Iron Man suit.


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:45 PM

Your wish is my command. Yesterday you had them, but not anymore. Sorry!
I wish that, before granting my wish to be able to fly, the evil genie will decide not to corrupt anyone's wish and give people exactly what they wish for according to their interpretation.
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:19 PM

Your wish is my command. Yesterday you had them, but not anymore. Sorry!
I wish that, before granting my wish to be able to fly, the evil genie will decide not to corrupt anyone's wish and give people exactly what they wish for according to their interpretation.

Granted.  The genie waited all night for you to tell him your exact interpretation of your wish to fly, but he never heard back from you... after an all night caffeine bender he tracks you down and throws you off the top of the nearest skyscraper.  After hearing the satisfying crunch as you hit the ground, he chuckles to himself and is officially back to his former cranky (and evil) self.

 

I wish that there was a surgical procedure that could fix Alzheimer's.


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Posted 23 March 2013 - 06:52 PM

Granted. There is such a procedure. However, being so valuable, it costs more than America's current national debt and is therefore unaffordable.
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Posted 24 March 2013 - 02:12 AM

I wish that I got whatever I want on my command.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 02:25 AM

I wish there was a object that could produce easily usable energy for eternity smaller than the palm of my hand supplying earth with it's power without anybody knowing.

I'm not sure if this is more than one wish or am I just elaborating on my wish?

 

"The only thing to fear is fear itself" -Franklin D. Roosevelt


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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:11 AM

Granted, I has already been running for thousands of years

I wish I knew what this button on it did...? {queue enevitable worldwide power cut}


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