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#151 joef1000

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

granted, but you electrocute yourself just after figuring out what it's for

I wish for a machine that will make whatever i want 100% of the time and it always works and doesn't blow up and cannot be stolen for it is too heavy to lift.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 01:34 AM

Granted, but to use the machine you have to give it exactly what you want. i.e. if you want ten bars of gold, you first have to procure ten bars of gold. after using the ten bars of gold, the original ten bars will turn into useless dust. Also, you can't use a product of the machine to fulfill the requirements.

I wish to be able to edit the opening post and change the rules to whatever I want, without the admins banning me.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 02:59 AM

Granted, http://www.createaforum.com/
I wish I could witness flamebirde banning himself from his own forum, which has no users
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 05:15 AM

granted, I banned myself from my own forum. shame no one goes through ancient Roman cities to meet and talk anymore.

I wish for a glass eye of a tiger.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:09 AM

granted, but it shatters the moment you touch it.

i wish to live in the Simpsons universe.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:17 PM

Granted, much to Kodos dismay, a mole on Kang has become self-aware. The distraction it provides explains why they have been unable to maintain control of a repeatedly conquered Springfield despite it being home to the most intellectually challenged nuclear power plant operator.

I wish I knew the answer to "Which factory spaceman hat?"
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 04:34 PM

granted though the answer also makes little sense; spleen.

i wish to know how to achieve virtue, and have the motivation to do so.
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:54 PM

granted, but even though you know how to, you are incapable of doing so.

I wish this wish is not corrupted
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:34 AM

granted, it is not corrupted. However, it will be corrupted in about... a nanosecond from now.

I wish to know how to phrase the incorruptible wish and then destroy the next person's wish and then replace their wish with the incorruptible wish.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:07 PM

Granted, but as the calculation are NP-complete it will tie up computer resources worldwide for 2 to the power of 128 milliseconds (AKA about 100000000000000000000000000000000 years)
I wish that he presses "Yes" to proceed with the calculation before he realizes the paradox this would create
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