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#131 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 02:40 AM

There was no hurry to develop it...actually, it was discovered by accident when an apple went through one and hit One-Eyed Zack Nu-Ton, the rapping pirate physicist, on the noggin.

I wish every work place was as awesome the Google campus.

Edited by Yoruichi-san, 05 October 2012 - 02:41 AM.

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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 03:02 AM

Aren't they? All the workplaces I have been at have been at least as awesome. I am beginning to wonder if it is because I have been employed there.
I wish this wish, wished for wish that was incorruptible
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#133 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:01 AM

(Since you never finished the sentence, the genie gets to finish it for you)

"...y partitioned."

Done. The partition is the part that causes the zombie apocalypse and the part that doesn't.



I wish for a voice-changing bow tie like Detective Conan uses ;).
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 04:23 AM

Okay, but it can only make your voice so high in pitch that no one can hear it.

I wish that I may have this wish that I have just wished.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 06:20 AM

How to possess something as unsubstantial as a wish let me see
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Granted, but don't open the bottle or the wish will escape and never have been granted in the first place

I wish I could remember if it was the right bottle
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#136 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 07:24 PM

It wasn't...it was actually your last bottle of prozac :(. Hey, I told you to stock up...


I wish Detective Conan would finally start resolving the main story line. Srsly. *sigh*
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

Granted, In true detective fiction style he already knows what happened and the people responsible and it waiting for everybody including the viewers to catch up with his line of thinking. At least one of the people responsible will be a character that is only introduced in the last episode.

I wish genies could not use computers
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#138 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 09:49 PM

Fortunately, there are smartphones ;P.


I wish movies, TV, etc would stop trying to make fairy tales hip and edgy.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 10:31 PM

Granted. Now, they are directed towards kids and you are forced to watch them with your younger sibling/cousin.

I wish I could create a paradox that wouldn't harm me or anyone else.
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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:48 PM

Granted, there is no such thing as evil genies (technically, I have not hurt them as they never existed)
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