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#121 curr3nt

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 05:00 AM

no...

Question: What do you get if you multiply 6 by 9?
Answer: 42

6 * 9 does equal 42 in base 13 but that is entirely coincidental.

As for your wish... granted but your niece/cousin/neighbor's daughter just saved over your saves with a barbie adventure game and you got stuck when you reset your life.

I wish that while falling I suddenly spot an extremely rare species of beetle crawling along a nearby twig and in my astonishment I miss the ground completely and remain bobbing just a few inches above it (the ground) in what might seem to be a slightly foolish manner.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:08 AM

The only way I can think of causing you to defy physics in such a manner while remaining an entomologist is:

To turn you into a caricature of your formal self, give you a butterfly net which you are bobbing up in down in, all whilst being attacked by a rare beetle (which in all true cartoon nature you are being a drama queen about).

I wish I never do anything as undignified as above no matter how my wishes my be corrupted.
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#123 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 04:15 PM

You never do anything as undignified...but you do do things more undignified.


I wish the world would switch to a base 60 numbering system.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 06:09 PM

Granted but it is because we all have 60 fingers now.

I wish more of you picked up on these Hitchhiker references.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 08:37 PM

Granted, we did but ignored them due to the room slowly spinning around our heads
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 09:02 PM

@current http://www.bbc.co.uk...ame_nolan.shtml for an explanation
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 10:15 PM

I wish I knew the relationship between geekdom and pop culture quotes


Friends with benefits ;P.



I wish I had a translator app that translated the things people spoke to the way of speaking in my time period of choice.
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

<3 BBC's Sherlock, the series and the man. "Smart is the new sexy."

Chromatic Witch links now on my 'About Me' page! Episode 3 is finally here!

When life hands me lemons, I make invisible ink.

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 11:14 PM

Granted, It does this by sampling actual speech from the time-period using worm-hole technology (hardware that does not currently exist)
I wish to lodge a patient on this translator software so that I can sue software company for infringement once the hardware becomes available.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 12:16 AM

Granted but the hardware becomes available just after you die of a land shark attack.

I wish phaze hadn't died because of that land shark.
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 01:43 AM

Granted, it wasn't that one, it was the one that snacked on both your legs first to build up his appetite.
I wish that there was no hurry to develop worm-hole technology.
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