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#91 phaze

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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:38 PM

Hmm, An emotionless clone, lets see

I wish my entire criminal record ( of thieving one mannequin from Macys) to be expunged
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 11:38 PM

Granted. It turns out that the mannequin you "stole" was Kim Cattrall http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093493/ so therefore not stolen property. However you are now Andrew McCarthy and had to act in Weekend at Bernie's 2. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108539/

I wish phaze was actually Andrew McCarthy.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 12:11 AM

Granted, like the rest of my co-stars you have now be charged with the severe crime of wooden acting
I wish the judge would throw the book at him
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#94 flamebirde

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:08 AM

granted, but The Book is a pamphlet on how to be a good judge.

I wish to be an omniscient super-god immune to everything everywhere, in addition to not being hurt (e.g. If I get hit by a bullet, it bounces off).
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#95 phaze

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:39 AM

Granted, carves flamebird into a stone idol
I wish for flamebird to communicate to me a random number that not even he can predict
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#96 Yoruichi-san

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:51 AM

Okay, I briefly change my screen name to "flamebird" and then communicate to phaze a random number. (I'm not a he. :P)

I wish to be the fastest runner on earth...even though I'm not jamacain :o!
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Women are definitely stronger. We are [Fe]males, after all...

Some of what makes me me is real, some of what makes me me is imaginary...I guess I'm just complex. ;P

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:05 AM

Granted, organizes air flights for everyone who runs faster than Y-San using his/her/its* credit card.

* depending on the body that has been vacated so you can re-possess it

I wish for a safe landing for 6.9999999999 billion people currently aboard planes

Edit: Wow, we are up to around 7billion people on earth

Edited by phaze, 02 October 2012 - 03:08 AM.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:08 AM

nvm

Edited by phaze, 02 October 2012 - 03:08 AM.

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#99 curr3nt

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:00 PM

Granted, but they all arrived in Rhode Island. http://what-if.xkcd.com/8/

I wish a one way mirror was an actual thing.

Edited by curr3nt, 02 October 2012 - 02:01 PM.

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#100 TheChad08

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:17 PM

You have it, but the grammar nazis led by phaze come confiscate it as punishment for poor sentence structure.

I wish to be unable to feel without loss of consciousness, mobility, functionality, or vitality. (and don't try saying I'll not be able to feel good feelings either...as far as I'm concerned, all feelings are a nuisance ;P)

Did you just wish for leprosy?
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