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#1 flamebirde


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Posted 30 May 2012 - 01:14 AM

there are 2 bricks in a plane. one falls out. how many are left?

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how do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
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how do you put a zebra in a refrigerator?

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the lion has called a convention that every jungle animal should try to attend. which animal did not attend?

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you need to get across a river that has a nest of alligators in it. how do you get past the river?

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you die anyway, upon crossing the river. why?

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 01:53 AM

How many elephants fit in a Voltswagon? 4, two in the front and back
How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge? cause there are footprints in the butter.
How do you know there are 2 elephants in the fridge? They giggle when the light turns off.
How do you know there are 3 elephants in the fridge? Its sort of hard to open and close the door now, isn't it?
How do you know there are 4 elephants in the fridge? Cause there is a Voltswagon parked out back, lawl.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 30 May 2012 - 06:58 PM

what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
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