pencil sharpeners have a tough life. They live off tips.
I wouldn't show them too much pity--if they're good sharpeners then they make good tips...
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:00 PM
I wouldn't show them too much pity--if they're good sharpeners then they make good tips...
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 04:18 PM
Two men walk into a bar.
One says, "Can I have some H2O?"
The other says, " I want some H2O too, please."
The second man soon died.
One says, "Can I have some H2O?"
The other says, " I want some H2O too, please."
The second man soon died.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 06:11 PM
Two men walk into a bar.
One says, "Can I have some H2O?"
The other says, " I want some H2O too, please."
The second man soon died.
=P
I saw that on an xkcd comic.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 07:39 PM
Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....
The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.
"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."
With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.
M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"
"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"
The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.
"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."
With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.
M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"
"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"
Never let the facts get in the way of your ego.
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 09:27 PM
There's a "one more for the road" joke in here somewhere...Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....
The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.
"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."
With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.
M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"
"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"
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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:57 PM
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A kid dressed as a pirate goes to a house, and the woman at the house says, "Well are you a cute pirate. But where are your buckineers.?
The kid replies, "In my buckin' hat."
The kid replies, "In my buckin' hat."
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 04:29 AM
=P
I saw that on an xkcd comic.
which one?
Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.
stand back. I'm going to apply logic.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:23 AM
So a guy walks into a bar.
He shouts in pain and continues on his way, cursing.
He shouts in pain and continues on his way, cursing.
Back in Business.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:17 PM
It turns out it wasn't xkcd (which is why I didn't have it on hand).which one?
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 06:08 PM
Guy: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Other Guy: Armstrong walked on the moon, while Michael Jackson . . .
Random Guy: IS FREAKIN CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Other Guy: Armstrong walked on the moon, while Michael Jackson . . .
Random Guy: IS FREAKIN CRAZY!!!!!!!!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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