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Ha ha, very punny

Started by flamebirde, May 19 2012 12:19 AM

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#11 flamebirde

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 04:41 PM

where do you get this stuff? :huh:
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Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.

stand back. I'm going to apply logic.

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:09 PM

where do you get this stuff? :huh:

My brain :D
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:28 PM

What did the man say after he lost a fencing match?

Spoiler for Corny answer alert!!!

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:51 PM

Have you heard about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?
Well, he's alright now. ;)
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 06:20 PM

Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!


Oy! You nicked my joke ! :P http://brainden.com/...--/#entry272161
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#16 TheCube

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:09 PM

Oy! You nicked my joke ! :P http://brainden.com/...--/#entry272161

Tbh I didnt even know that was there.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:11 PM

Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"


...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences...:)
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences... :)


Yeah I spotted that too. my square-faced friend. :)
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:21 PM

I Iz no Square...I Iz Smiley!!! :D :D :D
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 08:24 PM

...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences... :)

Yeah, basically . . .
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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