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#1 flamebirde

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:19 AM

can you do better?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 03:36 AM

Why did the verb break up with the noun? He was becoming too possessive.

What is a will? It's a dead giveaway.


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Posted 19 May 2012 - 04:15 AM

Heh, you should watch CNN student news. my friend does it all the time, and he's not even a student. just skip to the end, there's too many puns to count.

what does pasteurize mean? it means too far to see.
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:48 PM

From "Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West" (Benny Hill)..........

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"
And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.
He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."


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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:21 PM

Why did the cowboy walking into the bar have a weiner dog? Someone told him to "Get along little doggie."
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:46 PM

can you do better?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Btw, I heard that joke before but it was with a Frisbee.
Anyways,

I was sad so my friend told me 10 jokes to cheer me up, but no pun in-ten-did.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 04:14 AM

....... well played. :mellow:
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:16 PM

Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:02 AM

pencil sharpeners have a tough life. They live off tips.
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Posted 02 June 2012 - 02:16 PM

Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!
Atom #2: Are you sure?
Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .




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