Keep asking weird/stupid questions. (Why are your eyes brown? Why is a banana yellow? What color is an orange? How does my shoe smell *hold shoe to their nose* ? What's the difference between god and the devil? Why are you putting rope around your neck?)
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tiger_lily111
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Posted 22 September 2011 - 07:33 AM
When you bring home food (leftovers, take out, groceries), LICK IT ALL before putting it away.
Leave a bit of leftover food (something with a bit of meat or milk, low in acid, moist) in an open container in a prominent place. Tell your roommate it's part of an important class assignment and s/he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT throw it away. (Live with the smell.) When it gets so bad that it "mysteriously" disappears, hold a wake.
Keep a "Progress" calendar that you check off each day you didn't seriously injure, maim, or kill someone. Be sure to leave some days unmarked.
Remove their shoelaces. If possible, while they're still wearing the shoes.
Leave a bit of leftover food (something with a bit of meat or milk, low in acid, moist) in an open container in a prominent place. Tell your roommate it's part of an important class assignment and s/he ABSOLUTELY CANNOT throw it away. (Live with the smell.) When it gets so bad that it "mysteriously" disappears, hold a wake.
Keep a "Progress" calendar that you check off each day you didn't seriously injure, maim, or kill someone. Be sure to leave some days unmarked.
Remove their shoelaces. If possible, while they're still wearing the shoes.
Edited by tiger_lily111, 22 September 2011 - 07:43 AM.
"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey
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Posted 07 October 2011 - 09:44 PM
Unplug the mouse and keyboard of their computer and they will think the computer froze
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:28 PM
take pictures of your roommate while they sleep, and then slowly put them in her school books, adding more and more with each day.
while shes at classes, sign onto her computer and leave it on porn or some weird image.
speak about yourself in 3rd person
narrate everything you do.
while shes at classes, sign onto her computer and leave it on porn or some weird image.
speak about yourself in 3rd person
narrate everything you do.
Can I get a OH YEAHHHH
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.
Why, hello there! I'm the Doctor's Daughter!
You find it, I ship it.
I'm a techie, and guess what, you came to the wrong neighborhood.
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tiger_lily111
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:37 PM
Ah yes. This one was in -
Miscellaneous - Jokes?
Title was something like Ways to Annoy your Roommate
Miscellaneous - Jokes?
Title was something like Ways to Annoy your Roommate
Edited by tiger_lily111, 27 April 2012 - 10:43 PM.
"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 03:25 PM
I'm not certain it'll work, but my future roommate posted this to my wall on FB....
Sign up for Coup of Rhotus Mafia!
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Posted 28 May 2012 - 04:44 PM
narrate everything you do.
Or better yet narrate everything some else does in a Crocidile Hunter way like this,
Edit: at 0:39 is the thing your looking for.
Edited by TheCube, 28 May 2012 - 04:45 PM.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.
Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .
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Posted 29 May 2012 - 04:38 PM
every time your roommate leaves the room, glue a poster right on the bottom of the top bunk, or if they're on the top bunk blue it to the ceiling. This one works best if it's a poster of spiders or scorpions or something that your roommate is afraid of.
Mafiosos and mafiosas of the world, unite! And then kill each other in a particularly tricky move that everyone suspects but never anticipates.
stand back. I'm going to apply logic.
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Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:07 PM
While your roommate is sleeping, put something slimy or hairy in their shoe like a hardboiled egg or pipe cleaners. Then, just before they step on it, mutter something about your missing frog/tarantula that you were taking care of for science class. ; )
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