Cream Puff was tired of the UN-Vanilla Wafers always outselling them. “Are we not tastier? Are we not the better treat?”
Choco Éclair piped in, “Absolutely! Look at my cream filling, my ch-ch-chocolate topping!”
Crème Brule was flaming mad! “And what about ME?” I am on FIRE and oh so irresistible!”
“So what are we doing?” Cream Puff pressed. “Let’s take a bite out of those…cookies” Cream Puff managed to squeeze out.
“Ahoy, hey Chips Ahoy, over here,” Thin Mints sparkled, “I have news!”
“Mehever,” Chips coolly replied.
“Listen! The Pastries are jealous of our market share and want to gobble us up!”
“There is no need to fear, Oatmeal Rrrrraisin is here!”
Cookie Dough bawled and promised to die if necessary to keep the others safe.
Ginger Snap ordered twins Sugar Cookie and Snickerdoodle to go stop the Pastries while Nutter Butters tried to confuse them and Flour….to just do whatever it is Flour does.
"Cadbury, Cadbury!” Faberge exclaimed, shaking Cadbury.
“Is it Easter already?” Cadbury sleepily asked.
“No, it is better! The Pastries and UN-Vanilla Wafers are going to war!”
“Oh dear oh my, we just cannot do nothing can we?”
“Dear me no, quite right, we just have to do something,” Faberge gleamed.
“Do tell, do tell!” Cadbury sweetly exclaimed as Faberge conceived a wicked plan.
