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In Soviet Russia


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#11 Blackhawk7

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Posted 02 January 2012 - 07:34 PM

In America, there are so many things that they don't have in Russia.... like warning shots.
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#12 rottage

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:06 PM

in Soviet Russia forks fork you
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Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:33 PM

Cause in america you fork forks
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#14 TheCube

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:04 PM

In Soviet Russia, instruments plays you.
In Soviet Russia, deer hunt you.
In Soviet Russia, people kill guns.
In Soviet Russia, mafia plays you.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

#15 Nep Ton

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:15 AM

:) Ah, I get it now.


In Soviet Russia now it get you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Posted 27 April 2012 - 11:13 PM

Miscellaneous - Jokes
Title: In Soviet Russia
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"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." -- Diana Tregarde in Burning Water by Mercedes Lackey

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:50 PM

In Soviet Russia...
...your lunch eats you
...a chair sits on you
...trees grow into seeds
...you give people presents for your birthday
...worms have apples in them
...the library goes to you
Am I doing this right? Someone please tell me.
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"Silflay hraka, u embleer Rah!" - Thlayli, Watership Down

#18 Brainiac100

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 12:01 PM

In Soviet Russia, space enters your country. ;)
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Is there a riddle stuck in your brain, and you cannot solve it? Be happy! It is a positive proof that you have a brain. <--Rookie1ja

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:14 AM

Soviet in Russia


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Perfecting Mafia suicide since August 2008

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:47 AM

In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!


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