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In Soviet Russia

Started by ghettologician, Jul 01 2011 10:24 PM

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#1 ghettologician

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:24 PM

In Soviet Russia TV watch you!
please feel free to add your own ;)

Edited by ghettologician, 01 July 2011 - 10:25 PM.

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 10:47 PM

In Soviet Russia, there is bear in every household.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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Posted 06 August 2011 - 01:30 AM

In Soviet Russia, vodka is water & snow is like beach. Go to beach and bring water is excellent party.


(Hope my Ruskie friends don't come after me.)
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 06:21 AM

In Soviet Russia, God made man. (I had to, I apologize =))

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 10:07 PM

In Soviet Russia, law break you!
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#6 Aaryan

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Posted 31 August 2011 - 07:00 PM

In Soviet Russia...celebrity stalks you!
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 07:57 AM

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 11:27 PM

I don't get it. :unsure: I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it....
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 01:30 AM

I don't get it. :unsure: I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it....

There's a comedian named Yakov Smirnoff. He made a lot of jokes about how things in America are different than things in Russia. One of the original ones was something along the lines of "In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party can always find you!" The point is, everything is the other way around in Soviet Russia. Soviet Russia is obviously gone now but it's still funny.
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 02:34 AM

:) Ah, I get it now.
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Society needs to learn how to adapt, or humanity is screwed. ~ MiKi, aka MissKitten, aka myself

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