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Started by TheCube, May 27 2011 04:09 PM

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#41 plainglazed

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 10:21 AM

tough decision due in no small part to a poor phrase to start with. sorry 'bout that. gonna give it to KlueMaster. you're up KM

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#42 KlueMaster

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 11:39 AM

The common beginning to everything boastful and insulting:

"If I were you..."

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#43 TheCube

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 12:07 PM

If I were you, I wouldn't want to know my step-mother.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill just laughed at Jack as he sat there unconscious.

Jack should've known that Jill was a baddie . . .

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#44 maurice

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 03:03 PM

If I were you, then this bill would be bull...

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#45 Molly Mae

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 03:13 PM

If I were you, I would acquire for myself one large oak tree and one length of rope of sufficient length to create a proper noose whilst retaining such a length to secure the free end to a sturdy branch of aforementioned oak tree but not so much length as to prevent me from properly hanging myself.

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If I were you, then this bill would be bull...

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I was totally confused (which I blame on a lack of sleep, as I have not slept this day) when I read yours. After I typed mine up and saw the thread again, I realised that you capitalised on my original idea of literal letters. I couldn't think of a good way to fit it. *Thumbs-up*

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Which brings me to my secondary (and non-scored) submission:
If I were you, you'd be a duck.

Edited by Molly Mae, 14 June 2011 - 03:16 PM.

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#46 plainglazed

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 11:32 PM

If I were you, I wouldn't be me.

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#47 Aaryan

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 12:36 AM

If I were you, I would be a part of a strange time-space paradox in which it would be impossible for me to be you, but rather me to be me and you not to be at all, unless you were me in which case you would still be you, regardless.

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